I disagree. Those blue decks that spend 10 minutes diddling themselves but don’t actually do anything, and then stop you from doing anything, are the dishonorable decks. Milling is a valid strategy, just like discard.

So if you don’t press any buttons, it will just play by itself?

My bad. We got bored after 10 hours of them not running away that we stopped watching.

Hopefully in Season 3 the kids will actually, you know...run away...

While I agree with the protest, I have to say that bragging that you’ve spent a whole $200 on Hearthstone really undercuts the message.

Lee Harvey Oswald? John Wilkes Booth? Just throwing some names out there.

Wasn’t that Cole Porter?

Seems like you could get the same effect in way less time by just juicing half a fresh lemon in each eye.

Well, whatever happens, I’m sure this essay will help make things better. Nothing like fatalistic nihilism to help folks out.

Because once you can convince someone that there is a big fairy in the sky who is super interested in everything they do, you can convince them of anything.

So disappointed in this game. I really had high hopes, but they just went even farther afield than 2. :’(

Excuse me--who can I speak to about getting the time back I wasted reading part of this stupid article?

Seems like that dog should have been named “Baythan Drayke”.

If this thing can’t be used to play games a la the PowerGlove, I don’t want it.

If this thing can’t be used to play games a la the PowerGlove, I don’t want it.

Definitely. Colostomy bags are generally able to keep the shit inside themselves. Lewandowski, not so much.

Seems like it would have been cleaner to just magic the turds away from your bowels, right?

That doesn’t really answer the question. If he is the Editor in Chief, implying there are other editors, then we can assume one of those others are responsible for checking articles before they are published, and that brings us back to Nega’s question: “[I]f writers are able to just put up whatever they want with zero…

I think you meant, “Rockstar gives away one million in-game dollars to anyone who agrees to download and install the Rockstar store, no matter where you bought GTA 5".

I was thinking, “Fuck This guy” would be better.

I’m sorry to read about Quimby, Stephen. It’s a terrible thing to go through, and yet one that we sign up for willingly. It always helped me to remember that this is, in a sense, a gift: rather than being forced to live an increasingly miserable and painful existence, a decision can be made to end their life when the…