hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait—-you’re left-handed??? FREAK!

Yes.

Good on you. As the ladies say, “Fuck politeness, stay sexy, and don’t get murdered.”

Wait—you said “treadmill”. Is that another word for “sofa”? I don’t understand.

However off it was, I fully expected this to be about how Ivanka was celebrating what the rest of us know as “Juneteenth”.

I was really unhappy with the ending because, when I got to take over the Inquisition, I thought that there would be a good and a bad version—either a crusading organization to fight the demons or a cruel pogrom that ruthlessly pursues it’s goals. Instead, my two playthroughs gave me a “nice” Inquisition and a “nice”…

You’re not the Asshole Whisperer and you can’t fuck the hate out of someone.

Warframe also included this little bit, although I think they’ve had this one before:

Mag, is that you?

We actually quit Netflix for a time over this. I would have stayed unsubscribed, but my wife wanted to watch some show that was on Netflix, and of course I can’t deny her anything. So....

“...is a terrible therapist IRL.”

No, those are only useful after the bullets.

I’m with you, BMPRD. Every time I read these, all I can think is “Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

You have traumatized me. I have that P3 image as my desktop at work. If I could play that one a proper computer (instead of the “no-battery-any-more) playstion (vita) portable, I would do it.

Yeah, no. We dyed our hair green and got mohawks. These people..fuck me. Destroy this timeline.

Jesus Herbert Christ on a buttery Ritz cracker. Can we just fucking admit that this world is one of the splintered, failed timelines from actual reality and just fucking end it? I’m up for it. All who are with me?

I gotta say, if you are doing this, you are seriously doing “working from home” wrong. The whole, entire point of working from home is to stay in bed as long as possible, then get up, put on some light, super comfy clothes, make some coffee, then go sit down and sign on approximately 1 minute before you would have…

For the first time in the history of the interwebs, the comments were *more* encouraging than the article. Gob bless you, intertubes. Gob bless you.

I assumed that if you are out of vanilla it’s because you had to drink it after you ran out of liquor.