hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait—-you’re left-handed??? FREAK!

If I may, I think there is a better use for the Snooze option than just telling an email to come back tomorrow.

Yes.

“Moist Coitus Cabin”

Good on you. As the ladies say, “Fuck politeness, stay sexy, and don’t get murdered.”

Wait—you said “treadmill”. Is that another word for “sofa”? I don’t understand.

However off it was, I fully expected this to be about how Ivanka was celebrating what the rest of us know as “Juneteenth”.

I was really unhappy with the ending because, when I got to take over the Inquisition, I thought that there would be a good and a bad version—either a crusading organization to fight the demons or a cruel pogrom that ruthlessly pursues it’s goals. Instead, my two playthroughs gave me a “nice” Inquisition and a “nice”…

You’re not the Asshole Whisperer and you can’t fuck the hate out of someone.

Wait...how is this different from every other ICO?

Warframe also included this little bit, although I think they’ve had this one before:

Mag, is that you?

We actually quit Netflix for a time over this. I would have stayed unsubscribed, but my wife wanted to watch some show that was on Netflix, and of course I can’t deny her anything. So....

“...is a terrible therapist IRL.”

That is a fantastic description. Once I recover, I will be be practicing some auto-erotic friction while thinking about this.

I agree with you 95%, but it’s not like the only religious people in the world are in the GOP.

No, those are only useful after the bullets.

I’m with you, BMPRD. Every time I read these, all I can think is “Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

You have traumatized me. I have that P3 image as my desktop at work. If I could play that one a proper computer (instead of the “no-battery-any-more) playstion (vita) portable, I would do it.