MrPendent
MrPendent
MrPendent

Yeah, no. We dyed our hair green and got mohawks. These people..fuck me. Destroy this timeline.

Jesus Herbert Christ on a buttery Ritz cracker. Can we just fucking admit that this world is one of the splintered, failed timelines from actual reality and just fucking end it? I’m up for it. All who are with me?

This man gets it. I agree 100% (I love the reply option from my current Pebble).

StinkBit?

No, a pebble. I said “long battery life”.

GAH! I don’t need a watch that stores my medical history, counts my poops or carries my music library! I just want a smart watch that lets me change songs, see texts, see caller ID and email notices, and has a long battery life. Why is that so hard for someone to produce?

I gotta say, if you are doing this, you are seriously doing “working from home” wrong. The whole, entire point of working from home is to stay in bed as long as possible, then get up, put on some light, super comfy clothes, make some coffee, then go sit down and sign on approximately 1 minute before you would have

For the first time in the history of the interwebs, the comments were *more* encouraging than the article. Gob bless you, intertubes. Gob bless you.

I assumed that if you are out of vanilla it’s because you had to drink it after you ran out of liquor.

Those are the washin’ boots, of course, used while you stand in the stream doin’ the washin’. But you cain’t wear ‘em inside! What kinda low-class bumpkin wears the washin’ boots inside??

I never played Destiny 1, and bought Destiny 2 near mid-November. I got tired of all of their nonsense and the lack of content by mid-December. I uninstalled it and haven’t been back. While I easily got my money’s worth (I go by $1/hr is good), I still wish I hadn’t purchased it at all.

Yes is it. It’s a common diminutive ending on Dutch words, like “-let” on English words, or “-ito” on Spanish words.

A towel is about the most useful thing a hitchhiker can have.

Who the hell still uses Blackberry phones? Besides the kinds of people who want their face printed on their coffee?

I’ve found that the easiest thing to give up for Lent is Catholicism.

“Freedom” is another word for “Nothing left to lose”.

Right on! Get a job, buy your own shit, and stay out of the forest. :)

Oh yeah! I keep meaning to listen to Somebody Knows Something. Thanks for the reminder!

But no“My Favorite Murder”? What kind of true crime list is this?