Dammit Riley! Finish Witcher 3. You know you want to. And you’ll feel better once it’s done. And then you’ll have the rest of your life to do what you want.

Thirdly, why does no one care that every conservative mouthpiece gets inflated sales from the RNC, but now when this book does it, is it suddenly a problem?

I got that. He even almost admits it:

I’ll admit—in this case, you might want a toilet seat cover.

As my middle school health teacher said, “The only way you’re going to catch anything from sitting on the toilet is if the other person is still there.”

“It sort of gave me a little bit of perspective, because technically I got grouped in with these people somehow,” Kjellberg said.

You’ve probably heard this, but play arena. It evens out the field.

Not every week, or the jackpot wouldn’t roll.

This post will also tell you if you won the Powerball jackpot:

It’s European!!!

That mirror at the head of the bed is totally so he can watch her, not himself.

Surely I’m not the only person to notice the similarity between this and the “Fun Parks” from Fahrenheit 451:

I’ll be interested when they cut the price. It was ridiculous at $60 at release, and it’s even more ridiculous a year later.

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This should make finding your contacts easy.

But he had double strike, clearly.

“There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters. But there are no old, bold mushroom hunters.”

That’s why most astronauts have to eat the less appealing alternative—the tortilla.

Proving once again the the Tenth Doctor is the best Doctor.

Somehow I just know that he has a group of people who stand in the bathroom with him every morning to applaud like that after he shits.