Aaaaaaand...there’s my new word for the day: giggledick. I probably won’t be posting about it to my friends.

or he is suffering from some sort of mild cognitive impairment.

“Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”

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According to the Daily Journal, Malissa Ancona, Frank Ancona’s wife, was the last person to see her husband alive Wednesday. She claimed that Ancona received a call from work informing him that he would have to travel across the state to deliver a part

I agree with just about everything you’ve written in this thread. I am not a developer, and never will be. I don’t want to be. But as a steam user, I am so sick of Steam being flooded by “joke” games, $5 games that play for 1.5 hours, half-assed knock offs and so on that I have basically stopped browsing Steam at all.…

This man speaks truth.

Assuming you mean some guy who just tries to crush your hand—again, it depends. I know a guy at work who has a grip of iron, but also has tiny hands. So he could get his hand around mine if he wanted to. However, he could crush what he *can* grip quite handily (heh). But that’s just him—he’s super friendly and not…

Oh yes—there are worlds in those handshakes. That’s what they are for.

No, no—if he has questions about court, he’ll call the treasury. Call the military for questions about monetary policy. I guess call the EPA for negotiating international treaties, for now.

I’m hoping. I had to give up booze for my own safety.

I’m 45. We weren’t all raised that way.

Also, it shows Putin and Russia that he is an idiot and is easy to manipulate (although they probably already knew that).

Everyday is like Sunday...everyday is silent and gray...

No, you are. He’s just worse.

To be fair, no amount of instruction will prevent Trump looking like an idiot.

I don’t know why, I thought it was “racst”. I admit it looks awkward.

Am I the only one who thinks Sean Spicer looks like a Sontaran?

The biggest challenge for the Easter Egg roll will be prevented Easy D from sending the secret service out to knock down the kids and take all the eggs for him.

Oh god no! I was referring to him watching porn. Sorry about that. :(