How else are we going to create Oceania?

That’s fine. But you aren’t the only person they’ve talked to today. And every single one of the others has said, “Yes, I tried restarting.” They don’t don’t you. They don’t know how much you know. What they do know is that you are behaving like the 15 people they talked to before who also told them, “I’ve unplugged…

That’s fine. But you aren’t the only person they’ve talked to today. And every single one of the others has said, “Yes, I tried restarting.” They don’t don’t you. They don’t know how much you know. What they do know is that you are behaving like the 15 people they talked to before you today who also told them, “I’ve…

Man, you gotta give some kind of warning before you slap us full on with uncut Liefeld like that “Tollivar” panel. Maybe blur out the pouches.

Oh, I’ve been there. I never understood the people who would argue with me.

Why would you call them and then refuse to do what they ask you? Isn’t that like going to the doctor because you have the flu but refusing to take the medicine he gives you?

Funny, I thought the same thing...

That’s DINKWAD, thank you (with a dog). :)

That’s ruddy mysterious.

http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-hoping-cell-phone-breaks-so-he-can-get-be-63

Hey now—credit where credit is due. How many people can say they rubbed one out with thousands of people watching at the time?

Again—they said 2016. Then Fall 2016. Then Jan 2017. Now Feb 2017. I’ve been watching it since last April, and waiting.

I’m just saying that I’ll believe it is going to be released when it actually is.

I’ve seen it played, but they keep pushing it back and back and back... :(

I’m beginning to suspect this game is vaporware. I hope not, but...

8 weeks???

I’m all for meat, but we know that meat cooks. I want adventure. I want excitement. I want us to board the USS Sous Vide on a mission to cook where no person has cooked before.

Yeah—these articles show up from time to time, but not one of them ever says, “I probably shouldn’t have bought this.” They say, “This thing is useless and pointless.” I just can’t fathom who would pay $300 for something without knowing why they were doing it.

You missed one...

Tangentially related. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

So, if I bought a smart watch for a reasonable price and it does exactly what I thought it would, exactly what I expected it to do and I love it...fuck me, right?