That’s DINKWAD, thank you (with a dog). :)

That’s ruddy mysterious.

Hey now—credit where credit is due. How many people can say they rubbed one out with thousands of people watching at the time?

Again—they said 2016. Then Fall 2016. Then Jan 2017. Now Feb 2017. I’ve been watching it since last April, and waiting.

I’m just saying that I’ll believe it is going to be released when it actually is.

I’ve seen it played, but they keep pushing it back and back and back... :(

I’m beginning to suspect this game is vaporware. I hope not, but...

8 weeks???

I’m all for meat, but we know that meat cooks. I want adventure. I want excitement. I want us to board the USS Sous Vide on a mission to cook where no person has cooked before.

You missed one...

The first FC I played was FC4 (and I haven’t finished yet), so I will be all over this freebie like ugly on ape. I had not purchased it because I had not finished FC4 yet, and didn’t need to pay money to add to my backlog.

I only played a few minutes of SE before thinking, “My old version looks better than this!”. I went back to the 32-bit version modded 9 ways to Sunday, and I’m having a hell of a time. It’s a bit of a shock coming from Witcher 3, but it’s still fun.

Fuck I’m old.

The other thing that always bothered me about that scene is that the Imperial General has got the most Canadian accent in all of Skyrim. It’s particularly jarring to me.

There’s a great podcast here in Austin called, “Two Guys on Your Head” which discusses the psychology behind our behavior, and in the opening “theme”, one of them says, “Most of the time, we have no idea why we are doing the things we do.”

“Giving a dog a bone is not charity. Charity is to give a dog a bone when you’re as hungry as the dog.”

“It was the dog! I saw his butthole open up. I thought he was winking at me!”

I can’t even find the interest to play with my friends. Just trying to meet up is more effort than I’m willing to commit, and more pressure than I want to deal with.

Wait—isn’t this a scene from Raging Bull?

I was just trying to figure out the minimum I would need in order to make a character and get it printed. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem feasible, since I don’t even know what platform Skylanders plays on (WiiU, I guess?).

I agree, and I’ve given up even really going to 538 at this point, because it’s like going to a restaurant and getting a bowl of cold gruel. I could have made that shit myself at home.