Of course nothing dollarable is safe! People keep wanting to burn it down!

So more like that off-brand pasteurized processed cheese food product that comes in cubes and jiggles at all temperatures?

I’m with you. I played the demo on the 360 for about 30 minutes and said, “WTF is this shit?” After all the hype, I had been expecting some amazing experience, but instead got a substandard shooter that would have compared poorly to Anarchy Online. Never looked back. But it’s funny to hear people howling their…

I would say, first, that the journey far more important than the destination—because there is no “destination”. It’s all journey. You might finish one section of road, but only because you’ve stepped onto another section. The only destination is the one we are all barreling towards.

You should try one of these handy pens:

“If we’re not safe in our own churches, then where are we safe?”

This program is outstanding. I use it almost daily. It has a bunch of features that I love, but the biggest is that I can open enormous files in it very quickly.

Over half of all adults drink alcohol with relatively little harm.

You should see the statistics on lifelong oxygen addiction. That shit is fatal!

I’ll race you two to 130!

I’d probably get into trouble if I suggested fuksherzshits have a drink or two to calm down, huh?

Mellow Yellow!!! That shit will rot your guts! What is he thinking?!?

At first glance, that d-pad looked like it had been blurred out. I got all excited at the idea of an X-rated d-pad.

Yes. But that takes a smidgen of self-awareness and a dash integrity. Unfortunately, any trace amount of those that existed in Scalia has long since evaporated from the shambling husk that sits on the bench today.

Well, having played the original doom shareware, I was really hyped back in 2004 for the release of Doom 3. Unfortunately, it landed like a soft turd hitting pavement. Then came the hype machine for Rage—which landed with about the same impact.

When I cook these for lunch, I toss out the flavor packet (blech!) and heat/soften the noodles with a packet of instant miso.

Yes. Bubbles was the name of MJ’s monkey. <cue Zachary Richard’s “Who Stole My Monkey?”>

But now you can get a refund for it! :D

Man, I want that game soooooooo much.

Thank you. :) It does seem obvious, but it’s a huge thing to remember when you get frustrated at something.