He reminds me of that evil, creepy bald dude from Big Love.

Actually, this isn’t true. A placebo won’t stress/damage your liver.

That’s funny, because any time I have been prescribed Naproxen, it hasn’t done shit for me. :(

No, sadly—it’s not irony and it’s not NotIrony. It’s just wrong. Apparently (according Dr. Wikipedia) the inventor of the Segway, Dean Kamen, is alive and well. I’m sorry.

You forgot the most important one: Turn it off and back on again first.

I like comics a lot, but this looks like I would risk a seizure every time I unlocked my phone.

I know what I’m buying my friends for Christmas!

the electrolyte drink Pedialyte has gained a reputation as a hangover cure—enough that one-third of its buyers are adults.

This is how I handle blame, too!

Frickin’ hipsters.

This is (sadly) probably very true. Are we at a point at which most of our problems are systemic and will take decades to repair, if possible? Or does it just seem that way?

There is: stop pre-ordering games.

Amen! Preach it, brother!

Amen, brother.

My only dealership story comes as a consumer. I was test driving a new car in ‘96 when I noticed something very strange: the trip odometer had more miles on it than the actual odometer.

When I was a sophomore in high school (shortly after the invention of electricity), I went to prom with a girl I didn’t know too well, and 2 couples that were her friends. So it was me and five people, four of whom I had met that night.

Okay, okay....I’ll try it again. I really do want to like it. :)

Oh, it is. It is disgusting and horrible. The only reason anyone can eat it is that they have restricted their diets to twigs and seedpods for so long that they can convince themselves anything tastes good.

How are these guys in business? I don’t see a subscription option, and there are no ads?