“Hey, Fyre Festival? It’s your cousin, Coachella. You know those horrible decisions you made? Well listen to THIS”

As someone who binged the entire podcast almost in one go, it’s kind of creepy that they are adding these goofy almost romantic comedy moments into what is ultimately a rather disturbing story. Marty Markowitz was definitely a tad naive and a doormat but turning him into one of Will Ferrell’s typical moron characters…

I…liked it? It had a zippy energy thanks to the audience and the cast seemed to be having fun, Those two things always elevate an episode. I also liked the occasional dip into absurdist humor. Kim Kardashian wasn’t bad (and I hate mysel for saying that) but I found it odd that they relied on in her to carry skits…

I’ve been out of the loop for some time now but I figured Kim Kardashian would’ve stopped being relevant by 2012.

I don’t play Destiny so my opinion is worthless, but isn’t charging full(?) price for DLC that will disappear soon pretty scummy? How does Destiny’s f2p model work if the old content isn’t included in the free deal anyway?

As much as your gif captures the ineffable grace and dignity of Kaitlin Olsen, actress, I thought that was gonna be this:

You don’t even have to go as far as Donald and Goofy. The original cast of characters from the series are regulated to jpegs that occasionally appear in the background. 

That was the funniest part. They finally put Sora in, but he’s so stripped down and basic in terms of his series representation that he might as well really just be another generic “anime sword fighter.”

Indeed, it needs to be a harmonic fart effect.

Yes! This is just a not-quite-randomized fart button with a lot of extra steps.

I’m honestly kind of disappointed. I was hoping for something that would make it sound like you’re literally crapping out the song, rather than just random fart noises that happen when you play. It’d have been a lot funnier if you could recognize, say, Coldplay in the key of fart. 

Yeah that ain’t happening. If a guy is gonna change after you are in a relationship with him, it’s much more likely he’s going to change for the worse, not the better.

Anyone staying in (or starting) a relationship with someone based on the idea they are going to change that person is making a huge mistake. Either…

And then what? What happens after you “win” this stupid game? A relationship built on deception, wherein the guy that you’re dating doesn’t really know the real you... and is attracted to this inauthentic version of you? How long do you keep that up? What are you really “winning” at here?

As someone who plays the switch like a handheld for on the go play I hate the trend of cloud games. I also just don’t want companies to give up on porting games because cloud is easier.

“When a man has found his dream girl, he will ditch his old ways and become the man that she expects to have,” says one post.

Fuck you, Square Enix. I can understand KH3 being Cloud-only, but there’s no excuse to have 1.5, 2.5, and 2.8 only via Cloud. If you didn’t want to go physical, at least have them as digital downloads.

Ummm, Seinfeld has been in 16x9 for years now.

• Four guests (three adults, one child) per cabin per night: $749 or $5,999 total

.....go on. 

I feel like Star Trek would better lend itself to the starship-as-hotel experience than Star Wars. Federation ships are basically hotels already.