Glad I got here before a certain commenter comes along and complains about how awful this show is and how it ruined society because he doesn’t like 4 specific episodes.

How much to fuck the wookie?

I don’t buy it. My entire Hispanic family and their circles of friends greet each other with two kisses on the cheek. They could cop the exact same excuse, they “do it with everyone”, yet no one has ever confused what’s appropriate in a business setting.

Nope. My father was born in America in 1924 and he was DEFINITELY raised to know that physically touching was for intimates and private spaces. Hearty handshakes were the extent of polite public physical contact. Period.

Well, Cuomo offensive defense seems pretty fucked up —because it is— but nothing can top (?bottom?) Trump’s defense of “she is not my type, therefore I didn’t rape her.” ....like a man should have a type of woman he seeks out for rape?!?

Ah yes, the thumb strap. My favorite way to play Metroid Prime Hunters. It also taught me the value of a screen protector (RIP, my OG DS Lite).

I did it, but not like they think I did it, Cuomo is saying, in so many words. I did it, but because I didn’t mean to harm them, everyone must have experienced my behavior as innocuous.

I’m assuming Nintendo only has that patent in Japan because that’s literally how every touchscreen game does movement (a digital joystick) and I haven’t seen any lawsuits against Sega, Microsoft, or Sony over it.

Me too. Unfortunately I found the game itself boring. I was hoping he’d try again though.

This is where modern publishers are falling down — there are plenty of talented indies and hobbyists out there who could give these publishers a license to print money -- at no cost to the publisher -- just by selectively licensing their IPs to said indies and hobbyists. But they’re of the old “with an iron fist”…

I’ve heard so many wonderful things about Outer Wilds and I know it’s meant to be a fantastic experience, but I simply could not get past the flight/zero-g controls. Maybe it’s something to do with my own sense of balance/space/whatever, but I found them completely confounding which, when paired with the idea of…

The lyrics are indeed really bad too.

The comments on the YouTube video for “Red Dress” are, for the most part, absolutely hilarious. To wit:

Probably an unpopular opinion, but IMO the fact that this is even possible is incredibly stupid... Like the fact that shooting from the hip with a sniper rifle is at all accurate, and isn’t random as hell is stupid, and flawed.

Sadly, they’ll just cash out and keep their heads down for a while until one of their fellow bros at another company offers them a new gig.

My favorite part is Matt Gaetz yelling, “They hate free speech!” to a group of people exercising their right to free speech while he runs away.

Oh Marjorie, I guess you’re only a bad bitch when harassing high schoolers and taunting people outside their office door when they’re not in their office? Ass clown.

This is SOOOO awesome. I hope every time these shit stains are in public, this is the response. Whistles, bands, screams of “Pedophile!” Awesome!

I think part of the problem is this is the first MCU movie that isn’t a commercial for the next MCU movie. If they had released BW between CA:CW and Avengers:IW, I have no doubt it would have held significantly more interest that releasing it after Endgame. 

I really don’t get why Affleck touching Lopez’s butt is news.