LOL - Good job, Puma - rebranding aqua socks and marking them up several times to sucker in gamers! I can just snag me some for $15.

Fuck man let’s really try, let’s cancel this fucker straight into the middle of the ocean. 

“We want to make clear that this behavior will not be accepted at the Legislature, as soon as word gets out. And people start asking questions. And the creep won’t stop creeping.  And the world has our own records that we kept but never acted on. And we have to actually defend doing nothing at all for years.” There!…

What gets me when I hear stuff like the headline is that I assume this choad must have done something so overtly heinous, like trying to grope a ten year old in front of cameras on the Capitol steps, that they HAVE to respond—and it’s always simply another incident like the ones he’s been piling up for the last decade…

“We want to make clear that this behavior will not be accepted at the Legislature,”

Five bucks says he’s raped someone. Why isn’t COVID taking down useless Neanderthals like this one? 

Stop and frisk:  iirc, the tiny amount of white people that were stopped were statistically more likely to have drugs in their possession too. 

Didn’t Jim Jordan cancel a bunch of student athletes who reported sexual abuse by a team doctor at OSU?  

Privileged douche bros gonna douche bro.

I, too, am super curious what this dude was up to in Africa, that people just assumed he was the sort of person who wanted to buy a slave.

Well, it was on a Nazi stage and all...

As much as I would love that photo to be real, it seems to be a fake that swapped actual T**** for Golden Idol T****. Though the actual photo is just as disturbing, but for different reasons.

That golden Trump statue is so on brand for them - claiming that they’re supporting Christian values, while they literally worship a golden idol.

My best guess is she could tell she was off, and each jarring shift was her trying to find the right key for the next round? Or, maybe, in Conservative tradition, she was just totally confident that she was nailing it the whole time.

Proving the CPAC crowd is literally tone deaf.

Given the setting, I’m guessing it’s a no-talent blonde.

Oh my god, that first video of people playing along with her (linked in “sitting”) had me dying. How did he manage to follow that meandering stream of key changes?? Incredible.

LOL this was so bad I thought someone had deliberately done a bad autotune on her voice.  Turned out to be a perfect summary of CPAC--don’t be ashamed of your aggressive incompetence; lean into it!

Should have had Roseanne do it.

This is a good day for Fergie