Man, it’s going to be 2027 and games are still going to be cross-gen to PS4 and Xbone

I liked the OG, loved 2 and got really burned out on 3.  I even played the Pre-Sequel in there and thought it was okay-ish, but the series is definitely dragging its heels now.

The pre-trailer trailers are objectively the worst.

Guillermo Del Toro’s The Strain also started off as vampires on a plane.  While I thought the show was meh, the first couple of books were pretty good.

Just go back to Sega and give us Sonic Adventure 3!  Save us from the impending disaster of Sonic Rangers, Naka-san!

So the main picture looks more like a dole whip or sorbet?  Doesn’t look like what I would call shaved ice, which is what I’m assuming “water ice” is -- I have never heard that term before.

You want a Doc Ock? Cause this is how you get a Doc Ock.

Fucking finally.

It’d be a lot cheaper for the American taxpayer to just put them all on a raft and drop it in the middle of the ocean.  Just sayin’

Restricting games to singular storefronts on PC does not benefit the consumer.

So literally no-one benefited from their aggressive exclusive acquisitions (except, I suppose, devs whose games might not have otherwise made as much).

Dudes with moustaches probably gave him a boner and he didn’t want to deal with the reason that was occurring.

The burgers are good but the frozen custard is the real hero at Culver’s. I’m stuck in Canada right now but as soon as the border opens I’m right back at Culver’s ASAP

So basically next gen Captain Novolin:

The shark must look so tiny from space.

Can we just all, as a society, band together and stop letting Ben Falcone write/direct anything unless under the supervision of an adult now?

corporations have carte blanche to do whatever they want

Fair enough indeed!  I’m of the mind that unions would still necessarily lead to better employee conditions regardless of how good the labour laws are -- the point is to elevate conditions above a bare minimum as outlined in the law.