Dang, I have a sealed Super Mario Bros. somewhere — I should check if it’s a hangtab one. :|

This is just Gawker reborn and you know it.

Gawker 2.0: Shhh, don’t tell anyone

You’re really late to the party with the 8bitdo review here, could almost mark it as classic or something. I reviewed the FC30 way back in 2013 when it was their only product and they used to link to my review from the FC30's support page because it was the biggest English language article on the controllers at the…

I’ve always done inside drifting but heck if I can get most of the gold cups in 150cc — I’ve been thinking of switching to and learning outside drifting but maybe I’ll just stick with what I know.

Night in the Woods isn’t discounted at all, the butts

The Wabbajack has returned.

I’m pretty glad I skipped E3 this year. I wrote a big article in 2012 about how even when independent games press was the lowest rung on the ladder that there was a lot of classism and being made to feel unwelcome, so I found it interesting to see that brought up again with the droves of non-industry attendees.

I do…

I saw tons of cosplayers when I went in 2012 even though everyone was meant to be industry professionals. At least it wasn’t quite as crowded, I suppose.

We found the douche, ladies and gentleman. Observe it in its natural habitat.

F-Zero? F-Zero. Also I count Starfox as it hasn’t had a playable game in a good while.

A good half of my anticipation for BGE2 was for the continued adventures of Jade and Pey’j so I am disappointed in that regard, but this still looks like a very promising project and I’m still hoping it’ll make the Switch.

The official site also says that the Switch edition includes all of the DLC, which was a big thing I was worried about them skipping over.

They’re not even clear on the official website. It’s “standalone” so it doesn’t require Dishonored 2, but it doesn’t really say if it’s a full-sized game or not.

F-ing paid mods won’t die

I really hope there’s enough story going that it will be good for single player, unlike Destiny.

I thought that was just the logical conclusion of Sonic the Hedgehog redesigns until I noticed it was the Twitter logo upside-down.

The graphics seem to get worse and worse as it progresses. They really need to focus on making the shading consistent for the character, enemies and environments as it’s starting to get a “cheap movie CGI” vibe where it doesn’t even look like the character an environments inhabit the same universe.