Yep, sounds exactly like Nintendo. “Thanks for helping us out, now eat shit and we’ll never speak of this again.” Basically what comes from companies that have no visitor’s centers at their HQs.

I suppose it literally *looks* more like that because of subs and stuff but ITSP was one of the original floaty metroidvanias is what I suppose I was getting at. Also didn’t want to pass up the opportunity to lament my save file.

Cool, looks a little like Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet (that I played on PC until clearing my Flash cookies erased my 75% complete save file permanently because it doesn’t save your progress locally). I’ll probably give this one a go, though.

Partly because no matter how many times they replace voice actors and sew new appendages onto it it’s still a wholly dissatisfying experience if you just want to play single player and experience a story of some sort.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

I was disappointed by New Vegas from a technical standpoint. That engine was so janky by then that I had trouble looking at that game even when it was brand new.

Even though it’s Pokemon-level there’s still shadow pop-in. -_-

Who’d have thought that Snoop would steal Reverend Burn’s schtick.

A review without a verdict of any kind is just an essay and I don’t read reviews for haughty dissertations, I read them to see whether or not the product was enjoyed by the reviewer. Since this is now being moved even further into the realm of nebulousness I guess I’ll just have to read actual reviews elsewhere now.

Also lack of Y/A/B-wings and Tie Interceptors

Hahahahahaha. Nope.

Son, I am dissapoint.

Meh.

Meh.

So I take it Ghibli is still on hiatus and not directly involved since it didn’t show their logo.

Just play it on the Wii U you wangs.

I still felt it was kind of underwhelming to have all of those raiders guarding basically nothing at the bottom.

I love Starship Troopers! The Rifftrax of it was also excellent, just a good time all around.

I had no idea it was even possible for someone to like Drag Me to Hell. That was such a meanderingly awful excuse for a film I haven’t even words for it.

When you get blacklisted I say you know you’re doing things right because you’re not bending to the agenda of the production companies. I’ve been blacklisted by a few PR outlets myself for giving my honest opinions on their games/products and even though it can make covering their future things more difficult and less…

I’m partial to Nemiroff’s premium vodkas. Few I’ve tasted are of higher quality. Agreed that any good vodka is the exact opposite of the rotgut that is Smirnoff though.