Balloons, balloons never change. Or have they? Yes, balloons have changed. Did they? No.

So close, but so far.

Wii U Pro Controller with a Mayflash adapter is excellent for PC Games.

Right, just how Slazenger gets all of the ad revenue from Wimbledon. No, wait...

It also says that they get sole ownership and rights to any video approved by the system in perpetuity. That's what really scares me (even though I signed up to try and get some content tags off of some of my videos).

Hey-o!

My thoughts exactly. It should be pretty apparent by now that they didn't put that level of work into the story or mythos.

I'm more referring to lower quality visual effects and cheap thrills.

Looks better than the previous ones, but I think they've probably gone too far off The Avengers end of the scale. My guess right now is that it could be a decent generic summer flick, but it's not going to reach greatness just by copying every other superhero movie.

Oh. I don't think I've read Joystiq in almost as long, but it'll be sad to see them go. We're one step closer to Gawker Media owning our minds and souls, I guess.

Video games can be too long just like any piece of entertainment. There can be drawn out and unnecessarily wordy portions of books/movies and TV shows can often get stretched beyond the means of their narratives.

Ha, so close to me trying it. Just one more half-step to f2p and I might play it for a couple more hours. I was not at all impressed by the beta back in the day, but it might serve as a half decent way to while away the time until the next big Bethesda RPG once they remove the remaining barriers to entry.

The Handsome Collection bundles together new-gen versions of the last two Borderlands games for the Xbox One and PS4, along with all the DLC for those games. Out on March 24 in the U.S. and March 27 everywhere else, it'll also have four-player splitscreen for folks who dig that sort of thing. Sadly, the Handsome…

Even with all of this I don't think the chances are good for it coming out sooner than a few months or so. For whatever reason Nintendo still thinks it's the 1980s when you would only hear rumours about other system versions coming out in other countries and not well into the 21st century where we can see all of the…

Both pre and post patching this seems like a very dubious thing to spend money on. Why would someone pay real world money to maybe get gear stolen by dozens of other players?

Full disclosure: yesterday, Nintendo provided me with a new 3DS unit, for coverage purposes. But, getting the system up and running has been a headache. Mostly, it's because the SD card slot is underneath the hood. You need to pop off the back plate of the 3DS, which you can only do with a screwdriver. According to…

Haha! I thought of you, Jason, the second I saw it on the screen. Nintendo has your number.

Exactly. You could put all of the CSS and JS code for a webpage on single lines, but that doesn't make it a "two lines of code" website. Especially for training materials, white space and comments are needed for most people to properly read/understand code and removing that does the opposite of making it more simple.

Well I suppose some people enjoy S&M too.