Kelly Slater isn't the married name of Kelly Kapowski?

I moved to the USA in 2001, right when this thing went out. I basically only know Mountain Dew, and now that it's back I'm in Brazil and won't be able to taste it. Anyways, just look at the amazon page for the product and in the Q&A section, it has some gems, like:

Doctor: Can you remember your name?

Yeah it comes with 286hp and 260 something torque. It made 225whp stock and the exhaust really woke up it, over half the gains where from that alone. http://rv6-p.com/ really knows their stuff and makes a great product. Not to mention my car sounded oh so good with their exhaust. Check out the videos on their site...…

Find a Mach 1 and call Maximum Motorsports.

LOL a friend of mine did pretty much same thing, We live in a rural place where reused asphalt is pretty much the best you get outside of state routes, He pulled out of my grandfathers shop after having done a tune up in his 89ish trans am with the 350 swap. They had literally just finished not two hours before with…

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

In regards to #3, I can tell you something that 'didn't' happen on our formula SAE team, as I wasn't there. They most definitely weren't completely rebuilding some major portions of the car in the trailer while being towed to a competition.

Obviously the roll at the x-games, you even pictured it above. He rolled the car and then he just kept going. I think he got second place as well, only losing a few seconds from rolling a freaking car. The best thing about it is how the telemetry showed that he changed down a gear whilst upside down, incase he landed…

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It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

I very briefly worked in a 'gourmet' burger place, a long while ago. For some reason, they had a venison burger on the menu, despite the fact that venison's pretty much inedible as a burger. Because of that, they had to hang it until it was seriously ripe, so it wasn't too chewy before mincing.

The merit of your rant notwithstanding, it's important to point out that you missed what was clearly meant to be a clever joke by Mr. ScottsEye.

He must have called the ref a cocksucker.

In order to fix this, I will donate 6 of these:

Looks like the Brazilian team to me

How does this get this far? Did not one have the balls to say "maybe this isn't the best color?"

I've always loved the F1 for the center cockpit driving position, driving a supercar is really a selfish experience for the driver alone, why not put them front and center.

This was incorrectly attributed to the Sox' AAA affiliate. It was in fact posted to the twitter of their DD affiliate.

And that looked relatively slow, at least in the realms of motorsport. I'd hate to imagine all the high-speed crashes back when these cars were racing properly. Eeeesh.