Hard labor is not the same as your definition, i.e. mindlessly doing pointless labor. Hard labor, in my experience, is helping to build your parents house, landscaping it with boulders 3 times my size, building a gravel road from scratch at your uncles hunting property, working as a landscaper, and living on a farm.…

Really dude... it's how it happens everywhere, just not in the city communities where your family makes over $100,000 and spoiled you to the point where you cry when you don't get exactly what you want. A luddite?!?!?!?!?! Calling AP a luddite and thinks the kid is going to "suffer" is 20 times more backwards than…

Close, but

'Jackie Robinson Rises From Grave, Strangles Man Who Misspelled His Name'

My assumption is the Marlins started barking at him and he's yelling back, along the lines of "that's fucking bullshit you think I would do something like this on purpose."

I don't think either one was remotely intentional, but he was obviously too shaken to be out there on the mound. Can you eject a guy just for safety?

You think he started screaming spontaneously? He was obviously getting shit from the Marlins dugout, and he responded appropriately, because you'd have to be a complete idiot to think he was throwing at Johnson intentionally.

The only problem here is the asshole running out of the dugout.

God, sports have SUCKED lately, huh? And I'm not just talking about Stanton here, which for sure, is the worst part of this... but the Marlins announcer saying "LET'S GO" about the fight? What a psychopath. Blood boils. Gonna go back to selling my fiancee's old Pandora bracelet charms on eBay... GAH.

It's getting too cold here for flip flops. I MADE THE WRONG DECISION

How to wait without whining

Kimi's reaction to the news.

I also would like to know this. In the Italian Grand Prix just last weekend, Hamilton had some problem with his car and the engineers basically said "Drive normal, it'll sort itself out." Engineers also say things like "We're worried about the transmission, so short shift."

He obviously doesnt know what he is talking about. Not only has he been good on tires he has been one of the most fuel efficient drivers all season.

That's awesome, you're missing one of the most entertaining season ever.

Lewis Hamilton, I'm looking right at you.

Never has the word "Expand" underneath photos ever been more superfluous.

I used to think I was all "live and let live" but then I realized quickly in college (many moons ago) that I think its really gross when people wear their pajamas in public. And that I'm a clean freak. And that I personally value presentation highly. Clearly, a lot of society is not on board with my personal…

Everybody owns clothes that are in between what you'd wear to exercise or scrub the floor and what you'd wear to impress people, right? Comfy jeans, cardigans, t-shirts that fit and don't have any stains? Like, the stuff you'd put on if you were meeting an old friend at Chipotle and didn't want to look totally gross,…

I tend to dress up as well when I go places because I know it gets me better service. Is that right? Fuck no, but I know how to play the game :/

Maybe it's because I'm not as svelte as I'd like to be, but I find the prospect of changing in an airplane bathroom baffling.

Try running in 90 degree heat in a cotton shirt and then check back with me to let me know how long it took your nipples to start bleeding.