If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

BYU Player: [Writes "I love you, Mary!" on left shoe]

Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

Haha. It's not that kind of catheter. Rolls on like a condom, but has a tube attached at the end. I could not even imagine racing with an urethral cath.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

They're tall, rich and hot, what more do women want in a marriage? It's not like most of the older Princes actually have personalities at all.

Oh yay, it's today's mandatory article about men being assholes in every form of media and women being victims in everything.

Shut up commie, Reagan was one of the best things that ever happened to this country. He ranks in the top 5 and often number 1 in every presidential poll.

I can't watch it - blocked due to copyright :-(

I can see that. I really liked how they handled it, though. The pocket-dialing and the voicemail were really cute, and Robin pulling all sorts of stuff out of her purse at the wake was hilarious.

I love the Desert Gold, actually. Glad they still have it on a couple planes.

I named my team "Michael Sam's Bye Week" and 3 guys in my league unironically told me I'd mis-spelled "bye".

I stole it, but Lucked Her Right in the Percy is pretty excellent.

Frank Profera has spent six years making his Lotus go faster, stop shorter, and corner harder. Though it only has to move around 2,150 lbs, Frank's Lotus makes 680 wheel horsepower with a twin-charged 1.8L engine; giving it a better power-to-weight ratio than Mario Andretti's Formula One Lotus.

I not a huge, huge Audi fan (the name is deceptive), but the answer to this has got to be this 2010 Audi R8 V10 6-speed. Carbon fiber package, B&O sound, a manual gearbox, and a wailing monster of a V10 in the middle. A bit high miles for my taste at 26,963, but the buy it now is $98,990.

I don't know about that. A truck doesn't have to be off-road capable. It has to haul stuff. When I was a kid growing up in Victoria, there was a contractor who used his El Camino as a work truck. You could get lumber, bags of concrete, tool... all kinds of stuff in there. With the gate down it will haul full sheets of…

This guy, This guy needs this truck.

Bro Dozers. Big, loud, driven aggressively, rarely seen off asphalt, hard to get into. Pretty useless.