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Next week: "How I successfully took away a $300,000 Diamond from the 2004 Monaco GP and used it to fund a Ferrari I now write about in detail on the internet" by Doug DeMuro

So just to be clear, here's the situation: we have two Formula 1 race cars driving around the most challenging track in the sport, reaching triple-digit speeds, racing neck-and-neck alongside other vehicles,with $300,000 diamonds strapped to their nose cone.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

+6 the other way

Did someone say Lego?

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

Shorts can be cool if done right. You know what's not cool? Swamp ass. That's not cool. That's why sometimes, shorts are needed.

Times to wear shorts

This is because I didn't pack the U-Haul myself. If I had packed the U-Haul myself, there would've been two U-Hauls, one marked "PILLOWS" and the other marked "BROKEN STUFF." Instead, we hired two professional movers to pack it, and they utilized every square inch in the way that only two seasoned veterans of the…

So what I did, instead, was I decided to drive at normal speeds that you might travel in a normal passenger car. In other words: in Georgia, 80 mph. In South Carolina, 80 mph. In North Carolina, 75 mph. And in Virginia, 37 mph in the right lane with my emergency flashers on so I didn't accidentally reach a speed where…

So technically, that engine is a Fusion of two lesser V6s?

Seriously. I work at a Ford dealership and constantly get guys looking for 250's and 350's with a diesel.

In fairness to Sarkisian, most people use the F-word when they break a Trojan.

"You listed 'fuckshit' twice."

WOW, the dude must have been on cheating on his wife with the divorce-court-judge's wife for the judge to give his KITT replica to the wife.

Why would the judge give this to the Wife!! Its like stomping on his balls, which she may have wanted to do to begin with. Want so bad!!! Probably going to go for some redi price

EXCUSE ME, COMING THROUGH