Hahaha. The only way to detect the possibility of turtle face is to offer Nick a cookie.

Hmm. I guess that depends on whether or not you're a fan of Danny Boyle's films. He's got some really creative and twisted stuff, and some broader appeal stuff, and this is somewhere in the middle. If you don't know anything about the plot, I'd say watch it blind - it's a high concept film and paying attention is…

Have you seen "Trance" yet?

Not to worry - I was a bartender for ten years first, so if you come to... I'll have probably already drank the Jagermeister. My peach schnapps molotovs shouldn't do too much damage.

And hahaha @ "one-man Village People". That's a great band name, stealing it! It should be interesting, I've had a pretty unbelievable…

I'm training to be a Paramedic - just happened to be reading up on seizures when I came across your comment. And yeah, they don't mention clickers anywhere in here. Mighty kind of you to offer up a medkit though!! I tried to craft one in a hurry and use it, and ended up crafting a molotov by accident and throwing it…

Ellie swearing? That's adorable.

Think about it like this: Take the infected completely out of the plot. Then look at it from the point of view that Joel's little baby girl died in his arms, shot by the authorities during a riot. He's broken, and turns to a darker lifestyle to make ends meet. What's he got to lose? Closes out the world, and does…

It really does make a difference. She was willing to sacrifice her life to potentially improve the lives of others - 20 years after the world went to shit. There's no cure for the infected - or at least, I doubt anyone even in the early stages would want to be brought back. Sam seemed pretty scared. So, just the…

Yeah, cold blooded wasn't the right way to phrase it. In that room, it was the first time that I took pause and thought about my options and what the consequences were, and took so long doing so that the door burst open and armed men killed me. Normally, the only time I took a moment was to plan how and when I was…

I understood a bit more where Marlene was coming from after listening to the recordings and reading collectibles. She knew nothing about Joel and in her mind, she was making the harder decision - and it sounded like she was wavering on that, too. Jesus (of Kotaku, haha) wrote a list of things the Fireflies could…

Haha, yeah it took me by surprise too. I was looking for somewhere on her stretcher to push triangle, so I could wheel her around like a dumpster or those planks that kept her floating above water. I thought I could punch the doctor and knock him out and wheel her from the other side, but yeah... he should have been…

I'm kinda shocked that not a single response mentioned how it went down for me. I walked into the room before the OR, and saw the silhouettes through the window. My first thought was rage. I stealthed most of the game, but by the time I was in the quarantine area of the hospital, I had created a stack of bodies in…

I'm kinda shocked that not a single response mentioned how it went down for me. I walked into the room before the OR, and saw the silhouettes through the window. My first thought was rage. I stealthed most of the game, but by the time I was in the quarantine area of the hospital, I had created a stack of bodies in…

I would imagine turning the music level down under the audio settings should take care of the overall level of the soundtrack (assuming the movie slider is for cinematics). Probably the better thing to do is to adjust the dynamic range listed under OUTPUT though - where you choose DTS, Dolby Pro Logic II, Stereo…

Save Game corruption/loss?! Just wondering if anyone else has had an issue with this? The game is absolutely worth the $20, bugs and all. Hoping the upcoming patch will fix some of the annoying issues that come up on the forums. Having said that, I just lost 12-16 hours of gameplay due to the save system - I…

Agreed. I would REALLY love to swap items with survivors and store them in vehicles. Especially when I'm rocking an assault rifle and new guy has my back with a broken table leg or a wooden stick. I'd be fine with losing all my gear if the car explodes too, if it meant I could do resource runs more efficiently. …

I see this more as a test run for the MMO follow-up (State of Decay was originally titled "Class 3", and the MMO followup "Class 4"). So if it puts $20 in their pockets for an arcade game that funds and supports the bigger project with assurances that people will buy it, I don't mind the wait. I don't regret this…

Haha, I used "The Sims" to explain it to someone last night. But yeah, survival-horror-third-person-resource-management-permadeath-post-apocalyptic-Sims-with-zombies covers it pretty well.

It's really worth paying for, by the way. And I say that after having my 12-16 hour game save disappear completely and revert…

It's okay, Jesus. There's all kinds of performance anxiety medications out there now. I wouldn't worry too much about the second coming. It's the first one you don't want to be early. O.o

The one game that I most enjoyed knocking out my... lets call it "extensive"... stack of shame, was May Payne 3. That was a…

For what it's worth, I had to seek out JesusChrist as my first commenter to follow. Purely for entertainment purposes; I would never do such a thing in real life. You gotta go to the source for the fun comments!

Personally, I'm going to wait for Bioshock Infinite: Skyline Tycoon GOTY Edition. My stack of shame is…