Hahaha, well played, FoxKit!

Haha. At least he got his dream engagement.

No, thank you! I look forward to leaning back in my torn leather chair, still smelling of blood and cleaning products, and the disparity of an underpaid worker that treated this job just like all the rest. Slowly unwrapping the brown paper packaging that was hastily tied with string by the clerk at the rare game…

I am edit handicapped today, sorry :) For all I know, there could be a page full of "Mallrats" clips. Sorry, and you're welcome.

Yeah, but... did he WIN the match? Or did his unwitting fiancee and in-house jeweler mess with his concentration, and cause him to let his team down?? Where are the HARD HITTING FACTS, Owen?? These are things that we need to know, so if we attempt it ourselves... we know to pick an easier map or hide in a corner…

Hahaha! I love this quote. I'm a huge movie nerd and a bartender, and so I'm always randomly spouting off quotes. I say this all the time at the bar, and no one knows what I'm talking about - but when they get it, it usually results in a half hour of reciting "The Big Lewbowski". The Mr Jagermeister abides.

Damn, that's some backlash. I wonder if you actually got more attention than the engagement in the article? That's love right there. I see nothing wrong with what Soundboy42 is saying, by the way. I'm in love, and not ignorant to what he's saying or the kinda-creepy fetus looking heart having info-graphic. I…

I read it all. I didn't know that I would end up where I did, and wasn't really aware of how I had arrived there from where I started. In the end, I got the point.

@RevRain Hahahaha! Nosir, I had no problem falling asleep spontaneously. When I wrote my post, it was Lankist seemingly fighting a one man vs. the masses debate, and handling it quite well on his own. I chimed in because, well, it's a forum. We were all off topic because none of the responses had anything to do…

@dracosummoner, Haha, yes. It's a figure of speech. I had a footlong Subway sandwich and fell asleep. Thanks for your concern though! I actually thought the entire debate had been deleted because I couldn't find it when I woke up, which was amusing.

@Quine thank you for reading my post! I passed out after my sandwich and expected to be cannon fodder, and then I got sad that I wasted so much time writing just to get lost in the shuffle. :)

@lankist "I'm not worried about God.

Well played! :)

I grew up on Sierra too. The original Quest for Glory (or Hero's Quest to me, because I'm old school) still has songs rattling around in my head, like this one. They made soooo many good games, but Police Quest 2, Space Quest 3, Kings Quest 3 and 4, The Colonel's Bequest, Manhunter, and all the Q4G series made me…

Haha, well played.

Well played.

Okay, that's all fine and good. Do I normally need to throw a grenade at a woman and then zoom in to see these wonderfully named lady parts? This is the information I think we all need to know.

I'm just pissed that I bought DC Universe Online, paid a subscription (in addition to the PS+), an brand new solar powered usb keyboard and a $250 pair of Turtle Beach PX5 headphones right before the shit went down. I'd like to know if the headphones are worth it for the game, so if not I can trade it in for uh, a…

@ Nowell well played, sir. well played.

hahaha that non-statement was awesome.