I think we can all agree with these sentiments on car-keying [NSFW-Language]:

I FOUND IT!!!

You left out the most important part of that Autoblog article: videos of Lewis Hamilton playing guitar. And don't miss the most important part of the videos: Jenson's suggestion of what Lewis is playing in the above video.

Happily for this discussion I kept a copy of Lewis' tweets when he thought Jenson Button had 'unfollowed' him. Dunno if you say this in the US but he threw his toys out of the pram when that happened

This satirical breakdown of the 2013 F1 season at SniffPetrol is the only season preview you really need. (H/T)

this license plate is cracking me up

It's one of the best, but there's some stiff competition for the Greatest of All Time.

too soon?

Everything he said has convinced me that this is a proper GT3 after all. You can tell they care about the same stuff we do, and they've balanced that with technological progress and making a faster car. The PDK can do a clutch-kick to deliberately cause a slide FFS! Some people need to get over themselves and deal…

Oh yes I know, you know people around here know things like that. Why not go on over to i09 and tell them the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

My first thought (quite common) is a Viper, and 'any TVR' is right up the same alley. Trying to find something original, I'll throw in 'SuperSnake':

I'll go with a Lotus Elise... Not terribly expensive, but it's rare enough to the untrained eye that people think you have to be rich to own one