This is less patently hilarious that the Dragon Age 2 sex scene.

That Tetris guy is a fucking stunner.

I had this happen in an especially weird way on a lysergic afternoon:

no one's posted it, so here we go:

I don't know if this gif has been making the rounds or not, but I haven't seen it.

Those are balls...

you know it's these censoring buttnugger cumbeltching fukkhead hoochie mama jizzmuffin pussywiped drecksacks that are keeping the creative language of the online community down.

Is Sega really forbidden? that's hilarious!

This is really dreadful shit. Enough with the Sony apologists, this is bullshit. I had to change my credit card this week, that was a lot of fun. That simple action will color my relationship with PSN forevermore.

There was actually a great Wired article recently about what Madden games are doing for real world sports, or specifically football. It'd be a good companion to this piece.

There's no way to use a lightgun with an HDTV right? I figured I'd pass on all the lightgun games as a result. I think I remember playing virtua cop 2 with a controller but it can't be all that.

So I finally threw down the bucks to buy one of the few systems that's eluded me in my entire video-game playing life til now: The Dreamcast.

I was going to provide a laborious & venomous response to this bit of nonsense but everyone else on Kotaku has beaten me to the punch, and quite eloquently at that.

Hey Fahey, just sharing some support and love. I'm glad you and yours are safe though. And, I mean, not that it's any consolation, but it's a rather stirring image. You make good copy!

totally missed that shirt.woot today. sucks. i'll try to catch it on the rebound.

i like Kotaku's weirdo news and essays. it's the only site i consistently post on. mostly because kotakuites are some of the best commenters in the biz.

yo csanders, lets get our collab on. can't do this shit alone. the more people in your do-the-damn-thing tent the better you can be about supporting each other, and that can even mean financially.

are you the only person to mention this?

um, so, yeah, this is retarded.

You know what's weird? there was this chick dressed like a creeper at PAX. you couldn't see her at all, it was like a lycra thing with a creeper head. I noticed her near the end, outside the expo hall. She saw me and just suddenly started hissing and ran towards me exactly like one. And I didn't run for the hills…