@Cheesus Crust: Why in tarnation are you the only person here to mention the transcendent joy condensed in a serving or three of the almighty BBMTs?

"Less-classic" Magic Sword? The game where you travel a tower and collect kick-ass helpers by freeing them from prisons? THAT Magic Sword?

@Kobun: I agree, but I think Turkey=Full Pizza where applicable.

@VincentGrey: Adult life creeps in as my vicious End Boss for these kinds of situations.

@NexusSIX: Drake is BaaAAaaack!: I just wanted to say that the both of you make this game sound awesome.

@Pheermee: A game that's really good at the start, but later gets kinda crappy, then you stop playing it for a while, then you pick it up at some point because you're not playing something else, you get back into it again but you feel weird because you forget to story up till that point and you lost the skills that…

@Hongo: I got the Genesis comp recently and it's been played on my 360 more than anything else (though I have yet to buy Just Cause 2).

@Fernando Jorge: Good thread idea:

Hey so this is kinda serious and whatnot, so I'll be brief:

@arionfrost: Just in case you're checking this thread manana:

@noiretblanc: I like your attempt to open this up to reasonable discourse. Personally, the very concept of a rape simulator does indeed rattle me to my very core...but it has less to do with satisfying primal needs. Rape has nothing to do with sex, it is completely based on power, subjugation and victimization. …

These are utter shit answers. Did anyone else feel weird reading them? They remind me of what I used to sound like when a girlfriend had caught me in a bad cheat-lie: brain diarrhea to buy time so they can end the response in a somewhat reasonable-sounding perspective.

No one's mentioned this, but...interestingly, the line of extra ships on the top of the screen looks to be a perfect expression of what is going on in this guy's brain:

@ghost4: He may reach some similar conclusions to other academics in his field, but his tools and research pool are interesting in and of themselves. In the interview another Kotakuite posted he mentions how WoW makes data-collecting streamlined and convenient, and that they are working on some automated programs to…

@fyeahcking: Just wanted to thank you, that was a fascinating article.

@Kobun: Reading your post reminded me about my Numero Uno gripe about the PSN store...where are the fracking demos for every game? That burns me like crazy...there's no reason I had to take a risk on PixelJunk Shooter, it should be my console-given right in this age, the Demo Generation, to try before I buy goddammit!

@Koztah: I know this must make me sound like a noobington, but I swear I've never seen this. This can't possibly feel as sweet as a Saturn pad, right?

@anabbeynormality: nah, mine's a Sharp Aquos. I swear the thing does it on purpose.

@Bleemo: He never, ever, ever fails to at least get a small chuckle out of me, every damn time.

I agree with the previous poster about OoT always nailing the tops of these lists. To tell you the truth, I always felt like Majora's Mask was a far better game; it took a lot of risks, and had a really unique, often creepy tone...to this day it's the only Zelda game that I felt actually acknowledged the…