Stop it with the high five jokes . . . you're almost making me wish those were real features.

Nobody who reads this website (or afew). Nearly everybody who lifts weights at the gym near the mall by my house, and everybody at most of the frat houses in the Western world.

Thanks for posting this Mike. I had completely forgotten about Wildstar. The initial announce trailer was what . . . 2 E3s ago? In anycase . . . more footage of the bunny-eared magic class please.

I actually have a series of reoccurring dreams, that have persisted since I was about 10, wherein I can "fly" but its more like swimming through the air. That glitch came from my brain. I'm scared.

My favorite is how there's not one, but two "Give Money" tabs on the website. Are we sure that this isn't a genuine branch of Scientology?

Thanks for the article, but I'm inclined to side with Silver on this one. That's just marketing spin and clever phrase work. There's no partnership here in the business sense. Ouya is simply going to be able to have whatever FF games are on Android platforms. When I start hearing about new properties, exclusive…

I've wanted something like this to exist for a long time now. It's a perfect solution for busy adult RPG fans with packed schedules. Grind on my phone on my lunch break at work, then head home and enjoy main storyline progress on my PS3. Sounds like a dream scenario to me. Let's hope things execute well. As much…

Square Enix isn't partnering with Ouya. They've merely said that FFIII, which is already readily available on Android platforms, will be available on Ouya, an Android platform. Unless there's an article floating out there that I haven't read. If there is, reference please?

I would definitely have it narrowed down between Lobster Johnson and Dex-Starr, but the final decision wouldn't even be close. Lobster always wins.

Can we just talk about how happy it makes me that Lobster Johnson is on the cover of this instruction manual?

Oh for sure. I was friggin' terrified of Karg when I was a kid.

I don't suppose there's any chance of Frank Langella getting a cameo?

Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.

That's it. I knew it had something to do with uniting peoples. He was a such a fascinating character. Also, he had a flying mansion, so there's always that.

Hahaha. There were plenty of devastating moments in that glorious film for Decepticon lovers too.

Fahey, I thought you were made of sterner stuff.

Irving from Wild Arms 2 was a pretty unconventional villain. The same guy who has been assembling, funding, and supporting your squad of heroes in its endeavor to stop a ruthless terrorist organization is also the man responsible for starting, funding and supporting the very same terrorist organization. I honestly…

Ah. That makes sense. Everyone's got their own needs and preferences. I just never learned to used a stick (or cared to), so that controller is great for me.

The Hori Fighting Commander 3 Pro is the answer to your PS3 fighting game d-pad woes. Nice and responsive. You can even adjust the angle of the actual pad, or the acceptable range for diagonal movement to fit your style. Best investment of $35 I've ever made. It's turned me from someone who was "so over fighting…

I preordered the original Mass Effect Collector's Edition when the franchise was new. I ended up hating it. I sold my copy 4 months ago for $250.00. That was a good day. Come to think of it, I used some of that money to order my copy of Growlanser. Funny how things come full-circle. :)