Seattle checking in. The water coolers started showing up a few years ago and in my experience more often than not you’ll find one in a bar nowadays. The handing back the card thing is a rarity. Not sure because I rarely go to nicer bars but I have a feeling they have less water coolers and more card handing back.

Old news, find out who has the trademark to “Bright Ahmen” or “StarShip14" and you’ll be on to something. If there is no trademark holder, register it yourself and cash in. #MENTELLECT

You got it wrong. Story was about how everyone was obeying the crosswalk signals and not jaywalking. So I guess that makes us even lamer.

They won the big game and became the new varsity team at Eden Hall Academy.

Well he was probably on scholarship and probably chose to go to WSU so this would have nothing to do with him being rich or his parents “sending him” to college. Don’t know what the rest of your garbled nonsense was about. I hope you’re a better person when you’re sober.

a shitty tackler.

The guy who was notoriously

This means nothing as long as Tom Cable is still here.

I hear it in an Emmitt Smith voice.

It’s Todd Haley, we all know what actually happened. He got fucked up on Bud Ice, went down to the Heinz Field parking lot, was doing some burnouts in his ‘87 Chevy Camaro IROC-Z, dropped a lit Marb Red into his lap, lost control, crashed into a wall, shattered pelvis.

Even though he was more of a TV guy, shout out to Keith Jackson.

One of Deadspin’s favorite villains is back at it.

Just the other night one of my friends made a bunch of us watch this video:

Some particular NFL fan bases seem to refer to the respective team owners as “Mr.” Its always weirded me out. Its usually the geriatric owners of “storied” franchises.

The Gateway Pundit had wonderful round-up of tweets of empty stadiums yesterday. As you would expect they were all from stadiums of cellar dwellers and then for some reason to undermine themselves they had photos from the Jacksonville game which looked pretty damn full. After poking around in comment sections I am…

Seriously it reminded me of the same mind fuckery as Super Bowl XLIX when Belichick didn’t call a timeout like he was “supposed to” and the running clock threw off the Seahawks.

They interviewed the black jaguars fans who were there. The confirmed the “n” word stuff.

I’ll have my physics guy look into. Should get a report back first quarter of ‘18. The “they did it too” defense isn’t great especially when comparing a singular Seahawks fan maybe throwing popcorn vs. more than one Jaguar fan throwing drinks and repeatedly dropping the “n” bomb.

Navorro Bowman, respect due. Felt awful for that guy. Injured on a play that shouldn’t have happened. It was 2014 BTW. And it was popcorn and nobody booed him and nobody knows what happened. Some people say a guy dumped popcorn on him, some people say a kid spilled popcorn on him accidentally. Also we don’t use…

So the visiting team scores a touchdown the home fans should throw beer at him? Nice logic. They drew first blood! No one is getting suspended so I’ll have to enjoy it when they do actually get suspended which will probably be sooner than later. They’re always acting the fool. Smh.