He should embrace the Minnesota way of headhunting and bravely standing up for rapists.

My jam and favorite nonsensical 80s music video.

Let me write the rest. “I live in Seattle and I hate the 12s, they aren’t real fan like me” Love me Deadspin. Rick Mirer, Chris Warren.

I think he was reacting to the Seahawks keeping possession, but yeah I was thinking the same thing. Maybe keep the gum smacking and shit eating grin under wraps when one of your guys just got knocked the fuck out. I have no problem with the fake punt. It was a fuck you to the Rams who seem to really like pulling out…

Jesus Christ, there’s just some things you don’t talk about in public.

That’s we thought until Jamie Nelson drowned in the Palouse River back in ‘04.

Yo, I am from Seattle and hate all the 12s. They are bandwagon fans unlike me. Stan Gelbaugh, Rufus Porter, Curt Warner. Am I doing this right? Can I have some stars?

They retired the number 12 in the 80's so it has been a thing, to some extent, for a while.

Busted! That joke was on the front page reddit last week.   

Anyone remember the weird shack RG3 kept going into with Dr. James Andrews when his knee first started falling apart against Seahawks? 

Do you e-mail the Seahawks or call into KJR with play suggestions?

Don’t worry, only 82 days until pitchers and catchers report for your St. Louis Cardinals.

4. Other Seahawks, I think Aston Manor has been their spot since that place in Bellevue got shot up.

Do the Southeast Asians go anywhere besides The Baltic Room?

Broadway by The Clash. Reminds of those times I stayed up all night doing whatever and ended up alone and exhausted, thinking “what am I doing with my life?” A bit of a bummer, I know, but I love that song. Also, Touch by Daft Punk, just the most hopeful god damn song that I like from the the last few years. Paul…

Word. I hope that any Republicans that were staunchly anti Trump stick to their guns and do what they do best, grind things to a fucking halt. I guess I will, shamefully for this website I suppose, admit that I vote more to the right than not. If these anti Trump Republicans flip flop, the party is dead to me.

Gonna counter with last week against the Saints, the extra 40 seconds against the Ravens, throw in Super Bowl whatever against Steelers for good measure, and how about Vinny Testeverde’s touchdown against the Seahawks which singlehandedly brought back instant replay. Just off the top of my head.

It does porn too. Half the comments on the reddit post about this either mention it and/or link to it. 

That’s not gonna change the fact that you killed five hookers.

Gallant is all jimmy hats and a ride home. Goofus is raw doggin and wont call you back. Goofus is the worst, his name is a trigger for everyone of a certain age.