Why did you worry? You already know that your flight at DFW is delayed.

I prefer to think they were preoccupied with testing their swinger girlfriend/lover Jill.

The opinion is not as egregious as the article makes it out to be, but still wrong. The Court defines “perform” as “refers to completion of an action according to an established procedure.” The established procedure is to tighten the lug nuts to a specific torque. The mechanic didn’t do that, so he didn’t “perform”…

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Everyone pays for VAG.

Step 1 - buy a ramp bed truck
Step 2 - Name the truck ‘Kung’
Step 3 - Load and strap the Pao
Step 4 - revel in having Kung Pao Jalopnik

You’d think it would be simple enough to design in a wind diffuser...

(With Apologies to Norman Greenbaum)

I’m only disappointed that I had to scroll down this far to find someone who gets it!

“It was a million to one shot, doc! A million to one!”

Man... how quick on the draw do you have to be to get the first Seinfeld reference into this comments section.

I dont believe that.

You have to listen, Sammy!

Captain: Should we stop for fuel soon?

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.