Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

So. Much. This. Pictured is a 60s Chevrolet. Factory everything and so much taller and even wider than current off-road trims.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

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Puguins?

Yup, this screams “Step 9". Good for him / her if it helps.

In the response you made in my post you identified yourself as a Republican. I’ll just warn you right now, in case you haven’t noticed, the Republican Party isn’t the Republican Party anymore. And the Democratic Party is busy descending back to hell (Jacksonian Democrats which have a tendency to be indistinguishable…

Point taken, I’m just saying that one would assume that the payload would be higher as it is based off of a pickup truck, but the squishy suspension comes at a cost as MrEvil down below points out.

Unfortunately this doesn’t prevent you to end in prison and after years completly cleared by the supreme Court.

Huh, imagine that. Guess who else it isn’t working out well for...

PARDON OUR NOISE, IT’S THE SOUND OF FREEDOM

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

Yeah, my response was a little over the top. I apologize.

Offer car people want. Raise price so nobody wants it. Kill car due to lack of demand. Genius.

Next they’ll uncover this...

The Nazis wanted to ally with the polar bears to eradicate the seals. Just look at these degenerate bastards:

92' Aerostar was my first vehicle. My dad told me to buy my own car until a few months before I turned 16* and he came home dejected after the dealer only offered him $2000 in trade towards his Lincoln LS. I had my sweet new ride. Gas was $1.50 a gallon and was driving 6 people home from school every day!

Had a 1996 Ford Aerostar XLT, can confirm.

You can’t be pulled over by an unmarked car in Texas unless the officers involved are in full uniform