Also losing half of its staff: middle school boys who’ll no longer get the swimsuit issue.

These two have to have been hired by some wealthy performance artist and are part of his/her new work. Not even these idiots can be taking themselves seriously.

When the super Christian, stable genius president does it, it’s NOT a sin!

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

So Wohl and Burkman are doing some kind of Andy Kaufman-esque performance art, right?

oh my god. this was perfect. its just a tsunami of stupidity.

it is unfortunate that Warren is wearing out our nation’s critical young stud reserves

Finally! Comic relief that we don’t have to laugh bitterly at the truth of!

Even allowing for the gender double-standard that Wohl articulated which surely exists within the dimmer segment of our society, I still cannot get over that these two dipshits think carrying on an extramarital affair would be career-ending in the era of Trump.

You are a moron. 

And obviously an assistant holding a bottle of purell so that if anyone accidentally touches him, he can immediately have his hands sanitized.

The CEO needs a counter in the background racking up how much he’s getting paid by the second for firing everyone.

The biggest red flag for me isn’t the cloves or cinnamon (though I’d definitely reduce the latter), it’s that the glaze is overwhelmingly honey. I’d reduce and opt for another vehicle for the flavours (what, I don’t know, maybe a little apple cider vinegar and water replacing half the honey?).

This is nothing. My first job out of college was temping at the law firm which now runs the NFL concussion lawsuit settlement. They announced a layoff on a Friday that would occur on the coming Monday, which meant that they gave everyone all weekend to wonder whether they’d have a job still.

How long until they pivot to video?

At a place where I used to work, one of the functional groups was having a big meeting to go through their new structure after a re-org. Two of the employees in that group weren’t invited to the meeting, and I heard them talking about how that probably wasn’t good news. They were sitting there, sweating, waiting for…

My fondest memories of Rudy Ray Moore recordings was listening and then using shorthand words or phrases related to the albums that our parents didn’t know but would crack us up. Sitting around and using code for some pretty raunchy jokes right in front of your parents was a pretty hilarious experience. 

Plan B is making them wait in a long line while the CEO stands at the front holding out two closed hands and each employee has to pick one.

I bet productivity is through the roof today. There weren’t be shit for stray office supplies around that place tomorrow. I wonder how many employees said fuck it and drank their lunch.

Good grief, if you’re going to fire someone so late in the week at least have the guts to do it first thing in the morning.