Doesnt the Echo Glow kinda break some laws? Like they are marketing it specifically at young children, but didnt we just have a whole thing about it being illegal to audio record children or something?

TRUMP: I ordered this steak well-done and with ketchup. What the hell is this green shit?

His face does have a very Bleuthian expression of defeat on it.

“Hello darkness my old friend . . ."

“As far as I am concerned, she’s no longer Speaker of the House.”

It would be like murdering the detective in charge of your homicide case and going “welp, that’s the end of that!”

What’s most amazing in all of this, even beyond the obvious attempt at extortion by Trump is the moment where you realize that he has no freaking clue about any of the history between Russia and the Ukraine. The president of the United States lacks awareness about something that most really dumb adults already know 

Pffffft. It’s just locker room talk, snowflakes!

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

Yep.

First they came for Ivanka, and I said nothing, because she seemed like she was still doing OK.

It could get some Republicans on board too, truly the last bipartisan issue 

it rules so much that the thing that got moderate democrats to move was “wait, trump’s declared open season on fake jobs for our idiot kids? we must act NOW, gentlemen”

Thank you, Mr. President!

The reasonable one and moderating influence ladies and gentlemen!

There's a whole bunch of pathology packed into that tweet. Vanky is a messed up person.

I feel like since it’s 2019, the headline should have read “Juul CEO doubles down on product safety, increases advertising budget”

Brexit has always been about the rich wanting to make money and keep more of it.

(a) they are unlikely to at this point