This sounds dystopian and bad and 1000% better than Apple TV+

Ben Shapiro apparently has a net worth of $7 million.

upon further inspection, its the sharpie that they used to taste up their paper bags.  but yes, a vape pen would have been apt as well

In summation, hell yes it’s perfectly acceptable and even the height of hipster cool to root for the Dolphins to stink beyond the resistance of even the most devoted tar-spreading roofer’s nose.

What does Flores even tell his players before games?

Yeah but at that point it will merely be a statistical inevitability, humanity having been wiped out and replaced by wistful AI just randomly simulating sporting events

I’m pretty sure that’s the top of a long neck beer she smuggled in. The other two are in her...

also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

when the Dolphins play in Super Bowl CXI

In 2008 I was able to pick up the Lions radio broadcast on my phone. It was so much fun listening to the home town guys incessantly mock their own team, because what else were they gonna do.

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

It takes real dedication to the paper-bag-over-the-head shtick to sport one when the heat index is 102 degrees.

It’s funny when you talk to their adherents and they get backed into a corner. They fall back to “You need to see what [right wing “intellectual”] has to say.” That’s how I was first introduced to Shapiro.

*Dong-dong*

Dismiss romostrodamus, it’s just a pissbaby troll who cheerleads for rapists.

This is exactly what I thought of.  “Can we please call it a ‘tallywhacker’?”

“Tell me, in explicit detail, exactly what his dick looks like. Yeah, just like that. Yeah. Keep going. Tell me more.” -Definitely actually Ben Shapiro.

Aside from “small medium large” or “cut uncut” how the fuck are you describing some dude’s junk in a way that clearly identifies him?

So that’s who Ben is playing in the Porky’s remake.

Too bad for us Beulah Balbricker wasn’t one of Kavanaugh’s apparently numerous victims.  She’d have had those teenaged boys lined up with their pants down to confirm the identity of the suspect in no time!