nothing to lol about, fascists need a bad side to make their audience believe they’re on the good side. Doesn’t matter if the bad side keeps changing.

I would very much like to audition for the lead in Beg Bug Stephens. I think when you see my performance, you will send all the other hopefuls packing. I do have one condition though, if ( I mean, when, because a project this gold will be developed) a major motion picture is made based on the play, I get to play the…

That sort of sounds like it might be what Bret and his wife consider a successful Saturday night, to be honest.

“I challenged him to come to my home, and call me a bed bug in front of my family. It would be a very cool affair. I would simply ask him to look my children straight in the eye, spit on them, and call me a bed bug. Afterword, my wife would make a lovely meal, we would call up our extended family and gather round, to…

okay I was way off-base on this one... it was a TV appearance

Why the fuck did MSNBC even bother with this? What did they gain by letting this asshole on the air? What did this add to the national discourse? If you need to fill time, MSNBC, due the time honored bullshit news thing: film some puppies or something.

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife. 

I LOL’d at the “someone just pointed out” intro to his letter.

Exactly. He doesn’t even understand why this blew up in his face.

And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, in that sewer you get to see a single bedbug rise up...and then deactivate his account.

The stupid thing is that Twitter wasn’t his undoing, it was the email he sent.

“Call me a bed bug, will you? Well just for that I’m going to get super annoying and relentless, invading your personal space. WHO IS THE BED BUG NOW?”

The tastiest part of all is that it happened because Stephens manually searched for his name on Twitter.

As i say repeatedly all conservative grievance is projection. The real snowflakes are the movement conservatives in other words. 

#Bretxit

I just re-joined Twitter like a month ago after a multi-year absence, and barely use it, but this whole situation has delighted me to no end.

So you read the first paragrah and decided “that’s enough for me to make a dumb unfounded comment about!”.

Just because you remained ignorant of of this story until now does not mean that it did not exist until now.

Dave Arneson got Jack Kirby-ed.

You’re not the smartest tool in the toolshed are you, kid?