Hosting one of the events in the same state as your world headquarters? Ain't nobody got time for that I guess.

how in the fuck isn't there one in Detroit?

First. I didn't miss the point. You simply have NO understanding of the subject you are bitching about. Remember this much at least: "Tradition honed and improved upon continually." and "Why fix what isn't broken?"

We have enough trouble up here already. Send them to Miami or Los Angeles.

I am guessing they really live up to their name Forged Performance.

Good thing it's before Labor Day. That shop would be totally embarrassed to be seen with a white BMW in it's lobby after then.

This x 1000. Learning how to handle being out of control in safe conditions has saved me twice when it finally mattered. Once hitting ice on the freeway I was able to keep the back-end under control through the turn, and the second hydroplaning on the freeway and taking my truck through a full 180 degrees of rotation…

In a spin, both feet in.

I was assisting my mother and grandmother with errands, shopping, etc a while back. My grandmother had some ambulatory issues, so handicapped parking was essential. She was adamant about not letting others take care of her, so no sitting in the car and waiting.

Worst goes to the sport hood on the 09+ Dodge Rams. It's completely fake, and makes you look like an even bigger douche than other Ram owners. Especially if it's on a red Ram.

Maybe it's for the twin leaf blowers?

Not sure if serious...

Just in case, there is more to Detroit than crack houses. The core area surrounding Campus Martius offers many great restaurants and lots of wonderful architecture. Sure, some of it is kinda run down, but more of it is getting fixed up every day as more people start going back into Detroit to…