Those of you with a Costco membership, there is a better way to get your friends into the store. Go with them, and charge them one churro per hour of shopping time, with a two hour minimum. Eventually, they either buy their own card, or you get to enjoy delicious free churros!

So, I don't need to sit out in my yard carrying more firepower than a Rambo movie? I was looking forward to upping the classic football to the groin prank to 00 buck this year...

So, by going out, getting an education, finding a good job, and making something of themselves, they deserve to have their car torched. By that logic, this drain on society should be publicly castrated with a rusty razor blade then be hanged, drawn, and quartered. No more drain on society, and a sign to GET A FRACKING…

If you've never stood next to a nitro drag car when it's running, you are missing out.

"Smart" cover? LOL Derp

3rd gear: It's kinda cool that Dodge listens to their customers like that. The current Power Wagon falls into a strange place between SLT and Laramie, and has a lot of people begging for either the full Laramie treatment, or for a stripped down version they won't feel bad about getting dirty. Their wish has been…

NP, but I'm biased. My first car was almost a 455 powered 79 Trans Am, and I've wanted one ever since.

That's not a giant golden gun. This is a giant golden gun.

(achievement unlocked)

///M? Das poop!

If I had to choose one of those three, or get castrated with a tree chipper, I'd choose the Cayman. If I could expand my options, I'd probably take a Corvette or a Mustang.

The cop should have known better. Using a ranged attack in melee range always invokes an attack of opportunity. After the first attack round, I'm surprised he didn't move back and use his level 40 daily power "Smith & Wesson".

I stand by my statement. Nothing says wealth like having a threesome on top of a BMW V12 and associated bits surrounded by gold foil heat shielding.

Electric cars will never be out for revenge. They have way too much lithium in their systems to do something crazy like that.

Ultimate display of car guy wealth?

I read "Now we will avoid everything we can and take patents very seriously" as "Now we will avoid everything we can and take pants very seriously". Caused a fair bit of confusion.

Congrats on the COTD. I agree with a lot of what you said. I too lost my father at an early age. I was 7 when he passed after a long fight with cancer. He was technically my step-father, but he was the only father I knew for a long time. I finally met the "man" who donated half my genes a couple years ago. Haven't…

Maybe they are being used in-game as a gauge for how well you are driving. The better you do, the bigger they get. Drive poorly and they shrink. Fail a race, and she turns into Danny DeVito with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

"Do you have any kids?"

Here's a picture of the pilot. No wonder the mission failed.