Darn right I'd never buy me no Ford truck.

We (Detroit) also maintain a certain level of crazy. Our entire population doesn't just decide one day to go batshit crazy and level the city like some places are...

Not my favorite (they have ALL been covered already), but I've always kinda liked the pop-up lights on the 1989-1992 Supra (I think I got the years right).

If my iPad isn't sexy, how come I get a stylus every time I hold it?

Is that Japanese tentacle porn for jalops?

Stay classy Detroit.

Why? Because personalitycar.

3rd Gen Camaro/Firebird base model. Not particularly fast, but was fun once up to speed.

Dollar Dollar bill y'all. Dat's all it's worth. Fo sho?

No. It's "Flame Red". The shot was taken at night with a weak flash, so I cranked the brightness in photoshop.

For a day to all my friends, my truck was the most badass tow truck ever. I pull-started my buddy's M35A2 Deuce and a Half on an icy street after his batteries died.

Ferrari F40. I'd never even seen any Ferrari before in person, and the F40 had always been my favorite. Since I'd never seen any in person before, All Ferraris (and Lamborghinis) were kind of like a myth to me. One day I was at a red light, and a flatbed truck pulled up next to me with one sitting on the back. It…

That was great!

There's your problem! Come downtown to the American or Lafayette Coney for a good Coney. A lot of other places are just serving slop, but those two are darn good!

Good to know some things never change.

1) A minor technicality. Lets not let facts get in the way of a good rant.

I'm guessing he's just playing to the local impression that Detroit has. When I visited England back in the mid 90s, everyone was shocked that I was from there, and seemed mostly normal. They just assumed that all Detroiters were drug-crazed gang bangers that steal cars and murder the elderly.

How about something that is cheap to buy, relatively easy to maintain, has few parts to go bad, runs on diesel, has a turbocharger, and is a two seat convertible with manual steering and a manual transmission? Sound good so far? Then you my friend need an M35A2. It'll run on almost anything petroleum-based, can park…

I'm glad the officers around here aren't like that. I've been pulled over twice since I got my license. Both times I got let off with a warning.

It's apparently very easy to swap VINs on Caravans and re-sell them. They buy a wrecked one for cheap, swap the VINs, crush the wrecked one, and sell the stolen one. A friend of mine's son bought a Caravan after his first child was born, and found out it was stolen afterward. He was out the cash he paid and the police…