My guess? Safety. Copper pipe bends if something happens. PVC turns into sharp pointy pieces. This is especially important in case a blowgun sword fight breaks out.

To counter this, I'm going to develop a hovercraft powered by welfare babies. Less road damage and less government spending in one shot. Plus it's a never-ending renewable fuel source!

I'd have to ask a friend that has one to be sure. I think he said it got in the upper single digits, but he was running it on used oil and transmission fluid. I'm not sure if running diesel would improve the mileage. I really want one as well.

M35A2 Deuce. Runs on almost anything, can be had with a water fording kit and/or a winch, and can be found for relatively cheap.

Thanks to an earlier post, I read this as "One was to build a huge ass-wall".

I got that book years ago when I was in 5th grade. I still read it at least once a year. It's a great book!

I was invited to go. Kinda glad I didn't now. Though I would like to be in Jalopnik at some point. I'd just prefer it to be for something like "Most awesomest mega burnout drift lap in a pickup around the Nurburgring EVAR".

Haters gonna hate

2010 Ram 1500 R/T: Traction Control. Left on it is too sensitive. Turned off it still kicks on if it thinks you are losing control (tires spin, butt end kicked out, etc). The off button is basically useless.

It's nice to know I'm not the only one that stops to help ducklings cross the road.

I really hope that his cellmate rapes him so hard that his innie becomes an outie.

Next from the Advocate Auto Consultants group: The KKK Policy!

Hmm. That explains why I'm seeing 1X instead of 4G. Oh well. It still feels faster than AT&T 3G on my Captivate, so I won't complain.

DEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRP

You can't beat Slows for good BBQ in Detroit. If you go north, check out Lazybones Smokehouse. They have awesome sandwiches (try the one that has cajun sausage, burnt tips, and bacon!), and the best chili I have ever had.

I still say kill the mofo in the ratty old blazer. We need to thin the heard anyway, and doing things like that is just a way of volunteering to go first.

Nothing new here! They had this back in the 90s, except you got a real plastic cup built to be re-used. Not this cheap crap. I can't find a picture of it on the google, but I think I still have mine at home.

Here in Metro Detroit on AT&T, I was able to double my signal strength and reduce my dropped calls to zero in about 45 minutes by doing one simple change to my service plan.