As if these things aren't bad enough for you, a BBQ joint a little north of Detroit is making bacon covered maple paczkis this year.

Figures the Dodge wasn't able to pass the gas station...

Went through the gallery and clicked on the expand button. It worked.

The article said something about no reported fires yet. If my vehicle was clogged with spiders, there's a darn good chance it will be on fire soon.

I'm gonna have to import an R34 and swap on an Impala front clip. Add some spray on rust and rig up a slow oil leak, and no one would ever know it wasn't one. At least until you drive it.

May your Dream cast you in the right frame of mind for your Odyssey. Though you may not land a cougar, perhaps you'll catch a Lynx. Just remember your rumble pack and she'll be your best friend 32X over.

I'll take an M35A2 or an M1008.

Come to Michigan. Our taxes don't pay to fix the roads. They pay for crews to block random roads and watch the orange barrels migrate around the state.

Looks like it might be time to post my iPad on Craigslist!

Depending on what the new one has, there might be another iPad for sale on Craigslist soon...

Nothing new here in Detroit.

You forgot on important bit from the listing:

In the second picture, what car is that in the background?

Aside from questioning the use of a green laser with a pet (they can have some severe infrared leakage that can more easily cause eye damage if the proper protection is not used or the laser does not have a proper IR filter, which most cheap green ones do not), that was pretty funny!

I had my quarter-life crisis at 23. I fell in love with this truck at the dealership and had to have it. It's a blast to drive, and has surprised more than a couple people with how quickly it moves. It's a Ram R/T. Comes with the 390hp Hemi, 4:10 gears, and a high-stall torque converter.

Not bad, but for about $3k more I got one with bucket seats, a center console, a manumatic shifter (can select gears or put it in drive), a re-tuned transmission pcm, a high-stall torque converter, 4:10 gears out back with a limited slip diff, rear sway-bar, and the top radio option. Handles great for a truck and goes…

OBVIOUSLY no other city has EVER had a snow storm at night that caused there to be no traffic on the freeway.

OBVIOUSLY no other city has ever had a snow storm at night that caused there to be no traffic...

GMC Syclone. Most people don't expect a small truck (or even it's SUV brother the Typhoon) to be that quick. Turbo-charged V6 and AWD in a smaller lightish chassis makes for some fun.

Pontiac G3