@geekymitch: YES!

The outer tips are fakes for now. Once this hits production, the center piece will be filled with pipes.

@TouchMyMonkey: As long as you are happy with it, I can't fault you for that. I'm planning on keeping my Ram around a long time as well.

I like it! Maybe it's because I'm blind, deaf, dumb, and have no taste. Maybe it's because I bleed Mopar blue. Not really sure. All I know is the new styling looks good, and the updated interiors being rolled out are finally worth living in.

@TouchMyMonkey: I'd still rather drive a Chrysler that's on fire than a Toyota.

So if you aren't wearing pants, you can bypass all airport security and get to wherever you want to go? Works for me!

Das poop!

@ryan.corrigal: An interesting species of geek to watch, for sure, and can be quite entertaining when exposed to the presence of a fanboy.

@crackel: Nor does it increase the sensitivity of your sarcasm-meter, apparently. I'm an iProduct user like many others. I just call it like I see it, and have no problem laughing at my misfortune of being an early adopter.

This is why I prefer to drive. You don't get strip-searched until you actually break a law.

@The_Duck: Short, eh? Did he jump on any couches?

Steve walks on stage, craps his pants, and walks off silently. Fanboys everywhere duplicate his actions, and pants sales rise dramatically. Once sales of pants and pants accessories have leveled out, Apple will release iPants, which promise to keep your butt warm as long as you keep 60% of your weight on your right…

@UGAdawg: Very true. At least he didn't insult a Saab. If he did, this would get cross-posted and there would be the next great Jalopnik manhunt.

Anything military-surplus that can be had in camo. If I had to pick one, I'd say the M35 Deuce. It's truly a go anywhere, do anything, crush anyone kinda vehicle.

@clinto: Hells yeah! Deuce FTMFW!

Meh. I'd prefer this.

Meh. I don't put anything in my truck anyway, so no chance of overloading it.

@trev: Crack whores can always pop out more retarded kids. You can't hump a block of aluminum and have a classic Porsche pop out.

@archercc: Never try that with idiots! You'll get a follow-up call with an even more pissed customer yelling that they shipping their modem to Abu Dhabi, and now they can't even connect with the power on!

Was gonna vote NP. Saw the Vette lights and voted CP after I stopped throwing up.