I am upset at the lack of Ram Ram 1500 in that list. I guess they had to leave it off so that the other truck category entries weren't violently raped and murdered in testing.

@Norbs: I meant funny as in haha, not funny as in put on ye olde foil hat. It's just an odd coincidence that they happened to be sponsoring this article.

Does anyone else find it funny that an article about something Windows 7 can't/won't do is sponsored by Droid?

Who are they kidding? Everyone knows Priuses don't slow down for anything.

No. Since people keep buying the fancy ones, it allows for a trickle-down effect so that even the more basic models become much nicer (example, the interior in the 09+ Dodge Ram). Not to mention it helps fund some of the more exciting variants.

Someone needs to tell these guys that the ethanol is supposed to power the cars, not the assemblers.

@StupidPopMediaReference: I was trying out one of those Gazelle glider things, and my hands were a little sweaty. On one upswing, my hand slipped off, and as I fell off I kicked the foot part out as far and high as it would go. It swung back down and clocked me in the head while I was laying on the ground.

@Killjoy: You mean bigger shinier targets to distract the hillbillies from shooting the cables?

I don't feel so bad about getting a minor concussion from one of those Gazelle things now.

@zincink: It doesn't help that their market analysis is performed using only re-runs of Jersey Shore.

All I see is a list of reasons why i need a better job.

That is a sexy beast!

I'm all for these systems, but WARN PEOPLE WHEN YOU IMPLEMENT THEM! There were a lot of close calls around here thanks to lights suddenly not working in the normal order they always have. For example, when the straight ahead lights goes red, the left turn lights goes green two seconds later. People start turning…

I accidentally watched this last night, and was surprised that I didn't absolutely hate it. I generally hate most things shown on Cartoon Network lately.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Fail or not, I can watch that all day.

Note to self: Close eyes before firing lasers.

@Mediocre: Yes, but now for a totally different reason. Things started out well enough, but then I found something involving a llama and three midgets in a swimming pool full of butter, and now I'm trying to burn the image out of my brain...

NOOOOO!! I'm currently driving this "reasonably priced car" as a rental while I'm getting some paintwork done to my truck. IT SUCKS!!! It handles like a fish (front end goes one way, the tail end feels like it's coming around in the opposite direction, and the chassis feels like it's bending in the middle like it's…

waitaminute. You can get porn on the internet?! BRB.

I saw this on a local news site. This chick is from my hometown. I'm sad now because I don't have a backseat for her to climb into and strip :(