@MrCrash: Loves his Mopars: I went to the AT&T store, played with a Captivate, got laughed out the door when I suggested they match that deal, and ordered it online. Should be here Wednesday or Thursday! NO MORE FRIGGIN iPHONE!!!
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I'm thinking really hard about that Samsung Captivate. I hate my iPhone 3g, and the price is right...
*Heart click* for Jalopnik as a whole. You guys are awesome!
Fiber-optic lines are used for, among other things, communications, correct? Does that mean I'm allowed to say "Can you hear me now?" when I stab someone?
@sgt_titch: Lucky! If I look at my 3g wrong it gets negative bars and tells AT&T I'm roaming in Bangkok.
Someone throw a show at him. Please!
@Ninja_peach: It'll be like nothing you've ever seen before. It will completely revolutionize the concrete block industry, and change the way stuff is built forever.
I head that Steve will simply walk on stage, drop his shorts, produce a cinder block from out of his ass, then walk away.
Rather than do that to a poor E30, why didn't the owner just go throw feces at and eat sandwiches in front of poor orphaned children in Ethiopia? Either way he'd go to hell, but at least then he wouldn't of molested a car like this.
@Slave2anMG: Agreed. Most of the car guys I know here in Detroit would sooner castrate themselves than own a foreign car, let alone on of those goofy Heeoondayieee thingamajiggers.
@southernscrew: ROFL! Everyone knows that torque is an optional feature on most 4 and 6 cylinder engines that the owners never spring for. Why bother advertising something you know no one will ever buy.
I'll need to check out the free bra deal. I'm sure it will go great with the XXXL thong, Maxim subscriptions, and astroglide I've had mailed to my younger male cousin (who's mother gets the mail).
@lalligood: I wish I could find the green stuff up here in Michigan again. Everyone stocked up on the orange winter blend, and that's all you can find now.
@TheCarspotterist: Win!
No thanks. I'll stick with my Arsenal Optix sunglasses for the daytime, and good luck/common sense/smurf powers to survive driving a night.
@MetalBeerSolid: Sennheiser FTW. I love mine!
If you are using your "stylus" to check your mail, you deserve to get #2
@Jim-Bob wants a Yaris: Only if she's required to be naked for her entire term, and she can't hide behind the podium. I'd still fear for the future of our country, but at least I'd watch the presidential news more often.
Poor planning on your part does not earn a helpful reaction on my part. I will NOT let you in. Suck bumper, kiss ass, or piss off. Your choice. I expect that same treatment in return.