Someone is guilty of possessing weapons-grade stupidity.

Bill and Ben's Excellent Adventure!

Frickin awesome!

You should see what's parked in the garage.

Same old truck, new coat of wax,windows down, and the exhaust making all the music I'll ever need.

Why does this make me think of pirates versus ninjas?

Pfft. Come to Michigan. Most cars have matte paint jobs by the end of winter.

Crack pipe. Too expensive, and the dipstick put in too many cylinders. I-6 or I-outta here.

How about the dealership just gives me the Challenger instead. That way nobody wins.

I'll admit this wasn't quite the list I expected to see. I guess it could almost be seen as a list of cars owned by people brave enough to put down the diaper and take them out of the garage/living room.

How long until someone boosts the output of the lasers and just turns animals/people/cars on the side of the road into large neon-colored blobs?

Although I personally wouldn't own it, I voted nice price. I'd rather put that cash towards a 240Z or an older BMW.

@GTRbrian: To celebrate the new level of intelligence you have brought to this board, I will drive my big truck around on needless trips all over the city.

@Mr. Scroggs: I'm pretty sure he means full motion video. You definitely want something better than some grainy cellphone pics to remember these cars by.

@Spikeophant: Can you also post pictures of the street name, house address, and perhaps some sort of distinguishing landmarks to aide in finding said yard on a map?

Ford Flex Interceptor...

Give it some paddle tires and send it to the dunes, then I'll be impressed.

Thank you Toyota for bringing me a near-constant source of joy in this bleak and dreary world.

@clevemire: Any more power and they will require two sets.

I miss my first truck, a 98 Dodge Dakota Sport. Standard cab, short bed, V6 2wd auto. The flame red paint still shined when I got it. I made sure to take great care of it, and got anything that went wrong fixed immediately if I was unable to do it myself. I did the prerequisite stereo upgrade, as well as a loud…