Looks fun, but I'll stick with my HPI Baja 5b SS, Traxxas Slash, and scale rock crawler.

@64deville: Just don't take it off any sweet jumps on a golf course, or you'll end up on here.

Forza 2 was the reason I sold my Wii and PS2 to buy a 360. Forza 3 is the reason I traded up to an Elite (needed the extra room for DLC, and it loads/plays faster/better).

@jedchev: Just be sure to chop out the scene with the female hippie (if you have a son) in vanishing point. You don't want him getting confused between a physical attraction and an emotional hatred. Just focus on the hatred.

This is a great visual as to why the old Z cars were so much better than the newer hamster powered Nissans. The new ones may be happy living in their little cage eating designer seed, but the old ones knew what it meant to run wild and be free.

@wheatieboy: Got a soldering iron? If so, any ones you want*.

@JuanOxido: Dangit! There is one by me, and I figured it was just one clueless idiot that uglified an old Wrangler. Knowing that at least a few came from the factory like that has killed me a little on the inside.

Darn cheapskate Ferrari owner didn't finish his hover conversion, and look what happens.

@JC Whitless: Looks like a Mazda that got laid.

I think my first was a higher flowing air filter. I followed that up with an AIT sensor mod, then knock-off silverstar bulbs (replaced with genuine ones). Soon after came the cat-back exhaust, then a 2" lift kit, then bigger/better tires. Next it is getting a tuner and HIDs in the headlights and fog lights.

STUPID HIPPY

Woot! Vote #1337!!

@Andy Schenk: Just like the rest of the car.

@gstar: As long as I'm home and the vehicle isn't in motion. It's hard to explain to the police why you took the on-ramp in second going sideways while a man was humping your car.

An ecoboost powered focus sounds good. They just need to get the proper pair of wheels spinning when the gas is nailed and they have me sold.

@Jude Butler: Screw agility. Why go around something when you can go through it.

@MrCrash: In case anyone else local can save it: [detroit.craigslist.org]

@gstar: Can we start a donation pool? Everyone who donates can come fondle bits of it. If you donate $100 or more, you can hump it whenever you want. Sound fair?

Looks like a stretched Dodge Journey with most of the curvy bits removed.

How long until I can get my truck bed lined this way?