Holy shit mate give it a rest.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

To be fair, the Yankees have shown a willingness to change their minds about honoring certain historic numbers. Just ask Alex Rodriguez.

I’m going to watch the shit out of this movie. I was just talking to someone on another thread about Sam Rockwell and here he is.

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

Melanie Gubbles Bupp

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

“These people have awful names.”

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Dime Bags Two For One

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

back atcha, bro

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

That’s sounds like a proper thank you to me. Much appreciated.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, and I’m out of here.