That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

When you ball up your hand it turns into a fist.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

In this country, Brown people don’t do well trying to assert themselves to authority figures.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Do you have trouble making eye contact with Petchesky and Moskovitz on payday?

They’re 19 year old kids who witnessed a ferocious dunk in probably the biggest game they’ve ever played. Why do you care?

AND you’ve got the best college team in the NBA.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

This is such bullshit.

Counterpoint: Everything about this video makes me abjectly sad.

I dunno, it depends on where it’s playing. The quality of the Theater should play into your decision. Also, are you buying tickets from the box office, or third party? So many questions really, there's no good way to answer this based on the information you've presented.

Sorry for the confusion but I actually work at Peet’s now.

Of course, the day after No Gay Thursday is known as Casual Biday.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

I think it was pretty telling that Durant was trying to hit pull-up shots from near the logo during their game against Golden State. I think there is a possibility of mind games when other superstars play them and feeling they can trade with Steph at his own video-game-breaking game.