MrCondensation
MrCondensation
MrCondensation

How’s that? The head official is obligated to talk to the captain who is the delegate of the manager on the field. If the captain can’t convey the explanation (or the manager won’t accept it), then what’s the head official supposed to do? Just accept the manager having a huff? I applaud the officials, here. Players,

Sorry if I’m merely confused here, but were you unsure if Andre 3000 is on the track? He’s definitely there; Kanye says “3 stacks, can you help me out?” and Andre says “30 hours” every time for the rest of the song.

And while you’re at it, get off my lawn!

This is Bill Bradley’s best chance.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Chelsea just continues to clear room for future superstar Matt Miazga

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

I’m starting to think there may be a brisk business to be done in writing pop songs that appeal to Republican candidates.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

The switch from cross country to track is a signal that deep down he really wanted to be caught.

I’m not going to jump to any conclusions until I have all the facts, but it appears that Eisenhauer made two mistakes. The first is that he senselessly and maliciously murdered a 13 year old girl. The second is that he did not attempt to run from the police.

Troy Aikman: Never had a problem with 12's in Seattle. Not sure I ever saw one. Though, to be fair, I’ve met plenty of insufferable 4's and 5's.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

I can’t speak for all of the Broncos, but from the games I’ve watched, Demaryius Thomas shuts down in cold weather like a ‘94 Chrysler.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.