“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

shut the fuck up

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

I also love the ridiculous insinuation that there was actually a legitimate threat of OBJ getting beaten with a bat on the field during warm ups.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

but it’s hard to imagine any team refusing to follow through and choosing a very stupid hill to die on

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

my spanish is iffy, at best. but i believe the announcers were saying:

KG would’ve won the Game of Thrones by season 2.

Revenue by itself is kinda useless as a metric. Would be more useful if you could tell us the net income, net sales, or expense figures.

Would you also apply the Bellman equation here and always go for it on 4th down?

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

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