Well you're just a bucket of fun, aren't you?

I, too, hate comedy and the ability to laugh at yourself.

Great Taste, Mass Killings

Keith Van Horn should be present on every single one of these lists.

+1 laser show

“How far can you punt a football?”

I don’t know, man. I happen to think my city is better than your city.

Can you send me a message on here in 48 hours when you smack your head and realize that you missed the original joke? I just want to know what that euphoria feels like.

Put this on a monument.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in Hamilton Nolan’s cube while he reads this.

You aren’t going to hook us up with any info on country/league?

“Hey, if you all make the Finals, I’m going to be there wearing your jersey. Just wanted to let you know that.”

We’re talking about Australia here. This is the 27th most deadly animal that could’ve invaded the pitch.

I demand that the Buffalo Wild Wings/Bennigan’s tie be broken. Get Denton in on it.

T.O., if you read this, forget about the gold jacket. Get a Kevlar one.

Have you been to a pickup court recently? He’s definitely making every 15-year old in America worse.

Freedom from whipping out a TI-85 to eat...

That’s why Young Metro don’t trust you.

Sorry if I’m merely confused here, but were you unsure if Andre 3000 is on the track? He’s definitely there; Kanye says “3 stacks, can you help me out?” and Andre says “30 hours” every time for the rest of the song.

Well, it was a relatively mediocre sketch from last night’s solid show. But because it didn’t play like one of the sketches from the Best Of: John Belushi DVD, the “not funny since the 70s” trolls are undoubtedly on their way here.