The Green Hornet

Maybe Las Vegas PD should stop using Snapchat.

Of course they didn't eject him. They left the tow truck back in Cleveland, so how would they get him off the court?

The family has asked for lack of privacy during this transition.

It really can’t be downplayed how over this game felt in the 4th, particularly after Ryan Fucking Anderson of all people hit those two Bird-esque fadeaways. The last 5 minutes were just incredible.

You know it’s big here in SF when even the flannel/beard abomination next to me at the bar jumped up and clapped. For the record, he still likes the niche 2006 warriors better, before they were cool.

Harbaugh: “Okay, then put that in a nice...omelet. Maybe a strata. Anything you can make that’s going to prepare you for fucking WAR, man. Then you lace up your boots, you get to practice, and you walk right up to your center and you look that man in the goddamn face. This is the guy who’s taint you’re going to be…

Where does that sketch rank in terms of the greatest courtroom sketches of all time? Gotta be Top 10, right? FIRE UP YOUR G-CHATS, DEADSPIN WRITERS!

What kind of alcohol was it?

What's your number? I want to invite you to a bunch of parties. You'll be a hit!

“No, Erin, I was dancing with the STARS!”

“So, Adolf, do we need more bullets for these prisoners? What about shovels? We’ll need a bunch of supplies for this operation.” - Heinrich Himmler

Ugh, ANOTHER Kardashian? Get those K-named weirdos out of the league.

Holy shit. +911

“I know you are, but what am I?” - Britt McHenry, probably.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Roll

But could they beat up the Jaguars???

Tulowitzki owes him a beer or six after dropping the ball on that double play tag.

Look, I can't stop buying D-Rose gear, my job requires a suit and tie.